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Thus, we allocate two days for a one-hour task. )Cheop's Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. )Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ten percent of the time; the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent. )Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions. )Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy: If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage. )Juhani's Law: The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising. )Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays. )Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. )Gummidge's Law: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public. )Shaw's Principle: Build a system a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. )Heller's Law: The first theorem of management is that it exists. )The Law of Volunteering - If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. )The Law of Avoiding Oversell - When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. )The Law of Common Sense - Never accept a drink from a urologist. )The Law of Reality - Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. )The Law of Self Sacrifice - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. )The Law of Motivation - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster. )Boob's Law - You always find something in the last place you look. )Weiler's Law - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. )Law of Probable Dispersal - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. )Law of Drunkenness - You can't fall off the floor. )Law of Volunteer Labor - People are always available for work in the past tense. )Conway's Law - In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. 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