PmU+M @@(@I(@iTable1ColA1ColB1  @"DATA.APP&PEچXq>A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.Carl SandburgtA bad casting call: Can't act. Can't sing. Balding. Can dance a little.MGM exec (about Fred Astaire's screen test){A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.Robert FrostPA big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with him.John C. MaxwellkA bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.AnonymousAA champion views resistance as a gift of energy.Michael J. GelbQA city is a large community where people are lonesome together.Herbert Prochnow]A Classic is something that everyone wants to have read but nobody wants to read.Mark Twain*A closed mouth gathers no foot.AnonymoushA committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. AnonymousA common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.Douglas AdamsYA community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.Henrik IbsenGA Conservative Government is an organised hypocrisy.Benjamin DisraeliGA country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.German Proverb]A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.Mahatma GandhiYA cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.Oscar Wilde-Fdж^ؒA܆0A day without sunshine is like night.AnonymousfA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.Robert FrostYA dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.Francois SaganeA failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience. Elbert Hubbard-A feature is a bug with seniority.AnonymousA Frenchman must always be talking, whether or not he knows anything of the matter or not; an Englishman is content to say nothing when he has nothing to say. Samuel JohnsonJA Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.AnonymousjA friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. Ralph Waldo EmersonGA goalscorer should let fly as soon as he sees the goal.Steve BloomerA good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.John C. MaxwellIA good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.Katharine WhitehornlA good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. Wilson MiznerAA good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.Jane FondamA great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.William JameseA hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. Puzant Kevork ThomajannA high-class horse could not win a race with a feather on his back if he is not in condition.George E. SmithFfQ%xx![A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.Robert FrostaA law is valuable not because it is law, but because there is right in it. Henry Ward Beecher1A leader is a dealer in hope.Napoleon BonaparteA leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go but ought to be.Rosalynn CarterrA little Government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them.P.J. O'RourkeA little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly striving, would do us more credit than a thousand civil rights bills. W.E.B. DuBoisA little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical. Thomas Jefferson\A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.J. Danforth QuayleqA man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one. J.Pierpoint MorganUA man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.Zsa Zsa Garbor:A man is known by the books he reads.Ralph Waldo EmersonGA man is measured by the size of things that anger him.Geof GreenleaflA man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else. Andre Malraux:A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.Raymond HitchcockA man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. John C. MaxwellA man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad. Franklin D. RooseveltEvҞR¶zjr\RA man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.Napoleon BonaparteIA man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.Benjamin Franklin9A man's best friends are his ten fingers.Robert CollyergA man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. George SantayanaMA man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. Walter Bagehot'A metaphor is like a simile.Anonymous{A nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year. Dixy Lee Ray_A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.Dwight D. EisenhowerYA plausible impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.AristotlegA politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.H. L. MenckencA poor life this if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare. William Henry Davies;A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.James A. Garfield3A precedent embalms a principle.Benjamin Disraeli7A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.Cariadoc,A rolling stone gathers momentum.AnonymousaA sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.Donald R. Perry MarquisAA Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days afte AnonymousAA wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labour the bread it has earned. This i Thomas JeffersonF jԭbqA ship is always referred to as she because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder. Chester NimitzLA single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. Joseph Stalin3A single fact can spoil a good argument.AnonymouslA society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.Greek Proverb qA successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.Sidney GreenbergrA visionary is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world. Oscar Wilde SAbortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.Ronald ReaganAbove all things I hope the education of the common people will be attended to, convinced that on their good sense we may rely with the most security for the preservation of a due degree of liberty. Thomas JeffersonAbsolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free individual is responsible to himself. Henry Brooks AdamsrAcceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune.William JameshAccident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. AnonymousAdam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. Mark TwainFAddresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.Saki H.H. Munro/Advice to persons about to marry. Don't.PunchF 9AhpU\b IȌAfter you've done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over. Alfred Edward PerlmanAgain and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem is only a tough decision waiting to be made. Robert SchullerAlcohol is a very necessary article....It makes life bearable for millions of people who could not endure it's existence if they were quite sober.George Bernard ShawQAll animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.George Orwell2All colours will agree in the dark.Francis Bacon6All easy problems have already been solved.AnonymousAll government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter. Edmund Burke,All life's answers are on TV.Homer Simpson/All mankind loves a lover.Ralph Waldo EmersonAll men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it. John LockeAll men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right. Anonymous>All men think all men are mortal but themselves.Edward YoungrAll our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.Maurice MaeterlinckFAll right, you worthless vermin! No more Mister Nice Pope! CerebusbAll the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander WoollcottDAll this buttoning and unbuttoning.Eighteenth Century suicide note.G p5!xv!q6All we are saying is give peace a chance.John LennonaAll women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.Oscar WildeAll you have to do to protect yourself from radiation is to go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath.David MillerAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.Mark Twain:Always be a little kinder than necessary.James M. BarrieuAlways be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. Cyril ConnollySAlways borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back.AnonymousQAlways do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.Mark Twain9Always do what you are afraid to do.Ralph Waldo EmersonYAlways go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi BerraeAlways listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Robert HeileinAlways question. Always analyse. But in the end, suspend judgement until you've been there. Live it to learn it. Mark McClinchieXAlways try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.AnonymousAmerica is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation.Georges ClemenceauAmerica's abundance was not created by public sacrifices to the common good,' but by the productive genius of free men who pursued their own personal interests and the making of their own private fortunes. Ayn RandAmericans have different ways of saying things. They say elevator, we say lift...they say President, we say stupid psychopathic git... Alexi SayleGuYd̮άzMMAmericans, indeed all freemen, remember that in the final choice, a soldier's pack is not so heavy a burden as a prisoner's chains. Dwight D. EisenhowerAn aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead. Nancy Mitford0An armed society is a polite society.Anonymous~An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.Laurence J. PeterSAn Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. George MikesiAn expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field. Niels BohrdAn expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.AnonymousUAn expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.Nicholas Murray ButlereAn expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.Benjamin StolbergTAn honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. Simon CameronQAn optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.Donald R. Perry Marquis;An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.John JunorhAnarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all. AnonymousAnd computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.) Dave Barry?And now the sequence of events in particular order.Dan RatherAnd, of course, you have the commercials where savvy business people Get Ahead by using their Macintosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report. Dave BarryAAny coward can sit in his home and criticise a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog. But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than in bed. What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for Charles Lindbergh Jr.)Fvbj})~And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy9And when we think we lead, we are most led. Lord Byron/Any colour - so long as it's black.Henry FordlAny fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Samuel ButlerAny law that takes hold of a man's daily life cannot prevail in a community, unless the vast majority of the community are actively in favour of it. The laws that are the most operative are the laws which protect life. Henry Ward BeecheryAny party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.Dwight Morrow3Any shot that scores is a good shot.Steve BloomerPAny technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.AnonymousAny time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win. Doug Collins (basketball commentator).YAnyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.AnonymousDAnyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.Al CappAnyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.Leonardo Da VinciRAnyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.Samuel GoldwynTAnyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.Edward R. MurrowAAnything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.Anonymous@֎5iMfAnything is possible. I have seen Bestie refuse a drink and I've seen Emlyn Hughes buy one.Alan BalliApplying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.AnonymousEArtificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.AnonymousjArtificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies.AnonymoushAs a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter. AnonymousAs a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children. Anita BryantgAs a rule, he or she who has the most information will have the greatest success in life. DisraelibAs long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. Dick CavettrAs long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.Josh BillingsHAs of 1992, they're called European Economic Community fries. AnonymousAs you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.Hagar the HorribleAsk a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all. Bernard LevinAsking who ought to be the boss' is like asking who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?' Obviously, the man who can sing tenor. Henry FordEAssassination is the extreme form of censorship.George Bernard ShawOBad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.George Jean NathanJBad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.Mel BrooksABeginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again. Og MandinoE|̂ԜIBaseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.Yogi BerraCBe content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.AesopBe wisely worldly, be not worldly wise. Francis QuarlesJBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. Murphys LawGBeauty without grace is the hook without the bait.Ralph Waldo EmersonqBecause everyone uses language to talk, everyone thinks he can talk about language. Johann Wolfgang von GoetheBecause just as good morals, if they are to be maintained, have need of the laws, so the laws, if they are to be observed, have need of good morals. Niccol MachiavelliFBefore God we are equally wise - and equally foolish.Albert EinsteinBefore you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.Charles BukowskihBeing in power is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. Margaret ThatcherLBelieve those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.Andr GideABrain researchers estimate that your unconscious data base outweighs the conscious on an order exceeding ten million to one. This data base is the source of you hidden, natural genius. In other words, a part of you is much smarter than you are. The wise p Michael J. GelbABy and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of whom I know, but have learned thereby to make ever swifter acknowledgement of the errors and thereafter immediately set about to deal more effectively with the truths disclosed by the ackn Buckminster FullerDТmdtv>Better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold.Yiddish ProverbbBetter by far you should forget and smile that you should remember and be sad.Christina RossettifBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.Abraham LincolnOBetween two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae WestGBigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.AnonymousFBite the wax tadpole.Coca-Cola as originally translated into ChineseBobby Knight told me this: ``There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offence.'' In other words a good offence wins.J. Danforth QuayleJBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Kin Hubbard]Brevity is the best recommendation of speech, whether in a senator or an orator. Cicero0Brevity is the soul of wit.William ShakespeareXBumper sticker: Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy. Anonymous8Bumper sticker: DANGER! I drive like you do.AnonymousXBusiness is like a wheelbarrow. Nothing ever happens until you start pushing.Anonymous9But I'm not so think as you drunk I am.Sir J. C. Squire-FMdzV~By the time you say you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. Dorothy Parker\By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach. Sir Winston ChurchillWCall it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder. Nikita KrushchevCan God write a check for a sum so large that he can't cover it? I can. If God can't, what does that say about his omnipotence? Dani ZweigBCan heresy itself be a legitimate religion?Nilakantha the SimplepCensorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there. Clare Boothe LuceChampions know that success is inevitable; that there is no such thing as failure, only feedback. They know that the best way to forecast the future is to create it. Michael J. Gelb0Chance favours the prepared mind.Louis PasteurSCharacter consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.James A. MichenerBCharacter is doing what's right when nobody's looking.J.C. Watts;Character is much easier kept than recovered.Thomas Paine)Character is power.Booker T. Washington\Checks and balances does not mean writing the checks while ignoring the balances.Anonymous=Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!Philander Chase JohnsonrChildren are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.AnonymousgChrist died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?Jules Feiffer AClass has a sense of humour. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors orAnn Landers E^rZTKCinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theatre.Roman Polanski IClass is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.Geof GreenleafClone, n 1. an exact duplicate, as in our product is a clone of their product. 2. a shoddy, spurious copy, as in their product is a clone of our product. AnonymousVClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.Mark Twain-Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.Anonymous7College isn't the place to go for ideas.Hellen Keller+Comedy is tragedy plus time.Carol BurnettTCommon sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.Samuel ColeridgeWCommon sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.Albert EinsteinIComputer : a million morons working at the speed of light.David FerrierCComputers are not intelligent. They only think they are.AnonymousxComputers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. AnonymoustComputers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost.Anonymous(Condense soup, not books! AnonymousvConditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favourable do nothing.William FeatherACrazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. Crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just plain crazy. Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean; geniuses swim, crazy people Michael J. GelbmEԮƔhrytHConfusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.Michael J. GelbYConscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.H. L. MenckenGConscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.AnonymoushConscious is when you are aware of something, and conscience is when you wish you weren't. AnonymousUContinental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.George MikesaConversation is one of the greatest pleasures of life. But it wants leisure.W. Somerset MaughamHCopy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. AnonymousECourage is fear holding on a minute longer.General George S. Patton2Courage is grace under pressure.Ernest HemingwayQCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Mark Twain7Crime does not pay... as well as politics.A.E. NewmanDemocracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude. Alexis De TocquevillemDemocracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.Laurance Peter8Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes. AnonymousaDepend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. R. E. ShayF}tJުMުDestiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. William Jennings BryanDid you ever expect a corporation to have a conscience, when it has no soul to be damned, and no body to be kicked ? Edward ThurlowZDifference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.Wendell Phillips8Diligence is the mother of good luck.Benjamin FranklinVDiplomacy is the art of saying Nice Doggie! till you can find a rock. Wynn CatlinDiplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers#Do I not like that !Graham TaylorhDo not follow where the path may lead....go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.AnonymousmDo not quench your inspiration and your imagination; do not become the slave of your model.Vincent van GoghSDo not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.Elbert HubbardDo you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask Who won ?. Spike MilliganmDo you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?Steven WrightSDo your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.General George S. Patton`Dogs come when they are called. Cats have answering machines and may get back to you.AnonymouswDoing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.Henri-Frederic Amiel^Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.Ann LandersEzhaztDon't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. John HardwicknDon't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.Mark Twain@Don't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.Anonymous;Don't let school interfere with your education.Mark Twain2Don't Panic.The Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyDorothy MacMillian: What are you looking forward to now ? Madame de Gualle: A penis General de Gualle: My dear, I think the English don't pronounce the word quite like that. It's not a penis' but appiness'.RDoubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. Francis M. VoltaireJDoubt is uncomfortable, certainty is ridiculous. Francis M. Voltaire;Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.Alfred HitchcockHDrawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. AnonymousxDue to budgetary restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice. AnonymousHEagles don't flock - you have to find them one at a time.H. Ross Perot>Economics is war pursued by other means.Raymond F. DeVoe Jr.XEducation is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.Laurance PeterFEducation is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.Will DuranwEducation is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self confidence.Robert FrostAEvery revolutionary idea - in science, politics, art, or whatever - evokes three stages of reaction in a hearer: 1.It is completely impossible - don't waste my time. 2.It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3. I said it was a good idea all along. Anonymous5E@v\Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.Nelson MandelaXEducation is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.B. F. Skinner}Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave. Henry BroughamPEmploy thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure. Benjamin FranklinXEngland and America are two countries divided by a common language.George Bernard ShawEschew obfuscation.Anonymous]Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Arthur Godfrey_Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative. Oliver GoldsmithyEvery great mistake has a half-way moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied. Pearl BuckAEvery man I meet is in some way my superior.Ralph Waldo Emerson}Every man is dishonest who lives upon the labour of others, no matter if he occupies a throne. Robert Green Ingersoll?Every time history repeats itself the price goes up.Anonymous9Every woman should marry - and no man.Benjamin DisraeliHEverybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Joe LouisNEveryone has his day and some days last longer than others.Winston ChurchillF U5tvƊLEverything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.Will RogersvEverything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom.Albert EinsteinzEverything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.Mae WestCEvil will always triumph, because good is dumb. Rick MoranisExaminations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. Charles Caleb ColtonExcellence in any department can be attained only by the labour of a lifetime; it is not to be purchased at a lesser price.Samuel JohnsonExcess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.W. Somerset MaughamXExcuses are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink. US Marine Proverb8Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.Alice WalkerPExpecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.Arnold GlasowExpecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.Dennis Wholey9Expenditure rises to meet income.C. Northcote ParkinsonXExperience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other. Benjamin FranklinaExperience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.Aldous HuxleyCExperience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes.Oscar WildeFacts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. John Quincy AdamsAFar better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though chequered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory or defeat Theodore Roosevelt@"1 ~l)IDFacts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.Aldous HuxleytFailing doesn't make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try again does! R&ichard ExelyOFailing organisations are usually over-managed and under-led.Warren G. BennisFailure is only postponed success as long as courage coaches ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory. Herbert KaufmanQFailure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently. Henry FordFaith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.Anonymous!TFew rich men own their own property. The property owns them.Robert Green Ingersoll=Fidelity purchased with money, money can destroy. SenecavFight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth or the only truth. Charles A. Dana4Fight organized crime: stamp out the IRS.AnonymousCFigures won't lie, but liars will figure. Charles H. GrosvenorVFind a job you like and you add five days to every week. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.Find expression for a sorrow and it will become dear to you. Find expression for a joy, and you will intensify its ecstasy. Anonymous_Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.Katherine WhitehornFirst love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.George Bernard Shaw{F# )yz~в5Football is the fourth most popular sport in America after American Football, baseball, basketball and ice hockey. Alan ParryFor centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. AnonymousFor seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ...uh...setbacks.George BushZFor the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.William Ross WallaceAFor NASA, space is still a high priority. J. Danforth QuayleFForgive your enemies, but never forget their names. John F. Kennedy;Form is transitory, class is permanent. Viv Richards[Frank doesn't have to fight in January. There are 12 other months in the year.Mickey Duff=Frank O'Conner grows on you, like a cancer. Frank O'ConnerFree people, remember this maxim: we may acquire liberty, but it is never recovered if it is once lost. Jean Jacques RousseaufFreedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem.J. KrishnamurtiWFreedom is being able to live with the consequences of your decisions.James X. MullenDFriendship is like money, easier made than kept. Samuel ButlerPFrom each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. Karl MarxFrom the moment I picked it until the moment I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho MarxGGambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.Wilson Mizner{F$ƾȶETLGenius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.George-Louis De BuffonaGenius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration. Thomas Alva Edison]Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Elbert HubbardbGet a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right. Walt DisneyYGet your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain|Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.Zsa Zsa GaborgGive me control over a nation's currency, and I care not who makes its laws. Mayer Amschel RothschildGive me six lines written by the most honourable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him. Cardinal de Richelieu\Give us the luxuries of life and we'll dispense with the necessaries.Oliver Wendell HolmesPGiven a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. AnonymousNGo peacefully amongst the things. Edwina (Eddie) on ABSOLUTELY FABULOUSAGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark TwainqGod has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning. Imamu Amiri BarakaGod, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other. Reinhold Niebuhr(Golf is a good walk spoiled.Mark TwaintGood communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Anne Morrow LindberghF%֝Ԃv-xdiGood executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to do today.John C. MaxwellGood government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a people once degenerate, their political character must soon follow. Elias BoudinothGood judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. Anonymous?Good leaders must first become good servants.Robert GreenleafDGood luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.Anonymous9Good order is the foundation of all things.Edmund Burke]Good taste is better than bad taste, but bad taste is better than no taste. Arnold BennettPGoodwill and artillery will get you more than goodwill alone anytime.Anonymous~Government cannot make us equal; it can only recognise, respect, and protect us as equal before the law. Clarence ThomasGovernment is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.Ronald ReaganGovernment's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it. Ronald Reagan:Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.HerodotusaGreat is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending. Henry Wadsworth LongfellowcGreat literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree.Ezra PounduGuidelines for bureaucrats: When in charge; ponder; When in trouble; delegate; When in doubt; mumble.James H. Boren0Gun control is hitting your target.Andrew BealF&q~ldGuns are always the best method for a private suicide. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.P. J. O'Rourke=Half of the people in the world are below average.AnonymousHappiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. Norman MacEwanIHardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.Jeff PesisOHartley's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.AnonymousHawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.J. Danforth QuayleHawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a - it is different than the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation. J. Danforth Quayle]He didn't say that. He read what was given to him in a speech.Richard Darman on George BushqHappy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be. J. Danforth QuayleRHe does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing.CicerooHe first deceased; She for a little tried. To live without him; Liked it not, and died. Sir Henry Wotton4He found it inconvenient to be poor.William Cowper]He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. Elbert HubbardCHe is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.Anonymous0He laughs best who laughs last.English ProverbJHe that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.Benjamin FranklingE'`xh~dVVsHe that hath a trade hath an estate; he that hath a calling hath an office of profit and honour.Benjamin FranklinnHe who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. Chinese proverbPHe who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. Anonymous.He who loses control, loses. Frank Pembleton:He who opens a school door, closes a prison. Victor Hugo2He who talks much cannot talk well.Carlo GoldoniAHe's going to chance his arm with his left foot.Trevor BrookingbHe's still green behind the ears.Congressman Cederberg of Michigan referring to a young attorneylHere lies a man who knew how to enlist the service of better men than himself.Tombstone of Andrew Carnegie=Heresy is another word for freedom of thought.Graham Greene0Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.Billy Wilder)Hindsight is an exact science.AnonymousHHis doubts are better than most people's certainties.Earl of Hardwicke)History is more or less bunk.Henry FordHistory is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they've managed to do to Black Americans what slavery, Reconstruction, and rank racism found impossible: destroy their family and work ethic. Walter WilliamsaHistory is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.Napoleon Bonaparte F(dpnⶈMaHistory suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom.Milton FriedmanqHistory teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.Abba Eban0Hitch your wagon to a star.Ralph Waldo EmersonEHonesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.Thomas JeffersonDHope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. Francis Bacon6Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts.Anonymous5How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?AnonymousHow do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. Ronald ReaganHow noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the rich and poor are equally prohibited from peeing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread! Anatole FranceRHow to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. instructions on baby walkerAHumour is the shortest distance between two people.Victor BorgeoI am a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it. Thomas JeffersonYI am a jelly doughnutEnglish translation of John F. Kennedy speaking at the Berlin WallBI am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.W.C. FieldsI am honoured today to begin my first term as the Governor of Baltimore - that is Maryland. William Donald Schaefer, first inaugural addressDI am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.J. Danforth Quayle:F)mu9zҨ~\nU`I am not wanting to make too long speech tonight as I am knowing your old English saying, Early to bed and up with the cock. Hungarian diplomatI am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; I will not refuse to do the something I can do. Helen Keller]I am providing you with a copulation of answers to several questions raisedMarion Barry JrI am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Sir Winston Churchill;I am responsible only to God and history.Francisco FrancogI am very patriotic. I've committed one crime in my life. John Walker, convicted as a Soviet spyRI believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.Garrison Keillor[I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?Jean Cocteau|I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.H. L. Mencken=I believe in unions and I believe in non-unions.George BushxI believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.J. Danforth Quayle,I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius CaesarAI can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.Wilson Mizner5I cannot be fired. Slaves have to be sold.AnonymousI cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure - which is: Try to please everybody. Herbert Bayard Swope.I cannot live without books.Thomas Jefferson:F*Ԕ|֨phI conceive that a knowledge of books is the basis on which all other knowledge rests.George WashingtonHI couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.Steven WrightI couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake. J. Danforth Quayle, stepping out of the helicopter upon arrival at Alameda Naval Air Station.>I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.Abraham Lincoln\I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.Mark Twain_I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm jut here for the drugs.Nancy ReaganjI disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Francis M. Voltaire^I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible.J. Danforth QuayleI'll get a life as soon as I can find the FTP site.AnonymousI'm enclosing a few densely written and colourfully printed sheets about the program, as well as a complex application that has brought tears of irritation to many. William Logan2I'm in favour of legalising drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal. Milton FriedmanvI'm not against the blacks and a lot of the good blacks will attest to that. Evan Mecham, then governor of ArizonaI'm so nave about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realised I didn't understand, she had to explain: That's like three Mercedes. Then I understood. Brooke ShieldsVI'm the consul for information, but I don't have any information. Ofra Ben Yaacoe^I've got a mind like a...what's that thing called that you use to strain spaghetti?AnonymouseIf a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. Martin Luther King Jr.WIf a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? Stanislaw J. LecHIf a tree falls on a laboratory mouse, does it cause cancer? AnonymousXIf all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. Anonymous6H4ܔM f)!)ElIf all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. Blaise PascalHIf all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. AnonymousIf anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you. Paul bear' BryantLIf at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. M.H. AldersonPIf God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. AnonymousIf I ever needed a brain transplant, I'd choose a teenager's because I'd want a brain that had never been used. Anonymous[If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. Alfred NobelIf I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough I would be convinced that we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed.Ronald ReaganHIf ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? Anonymous1If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Bert LancebIf it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. Dennis RochIf one man can be allowed to determine for himself what is law, every man can. That means first chaos, then tyranny. Legal process is an essential part of the democratic process. Felix FrankfurterIf people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs. Eilliam FeatherLIf the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. Matthew 15:14If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside. AnonymousIf the children are untaught, their ignorance and vices will in future life cost us much dearer in their consequences than it would have done in their correction by a good education. Thomas JeffersonF5ԎĖhIf the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough, someone will say it's women's work. AnonymoushIf the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. AnonymoushIf the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will. AnonymousEIf there is anything better than to be loved it is loving.AnonymousIf Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation. Rush LimbaughIf we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualise world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. Anonymous`If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable. Louis D. BrandeisIIf we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. J. Danforth QuaylebIf you are never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. Julia SorelmIf you are sure you understand everything that is going on, you are hopelessly confused. Walter MondaleIf you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system. AnonymousLIf you can count your money you don't have a billion dollars.J. Paul GettyFIf you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Harry S. Truman>If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S. TrumanVIf you could have a large sum of money, how much would you want? All of it. CerebusfIf you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old. Ed HoweE6dԼȸMFIf you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying. Coleman Hawking0If you hear an onion ring, answer it. AnonymousDIf you judge poeple, you have no time to love them. Mother Teresa`If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. Otto von BismarckhIf you love something, let it go. If it comes back... it's probably dependent on you. Anonymous\If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes. H. Ross PerotQIf you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you. Ken Flaton@If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Derek BokbIf you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl WilsonZIf you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. Marykay AshDIf you want to get a good idea, get a lot of ideas. Linus PaulingIf you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success. John D. Rockefeller, Jr.DIf you want to succeed, double your failure rate. Thomas WatsonPIf you were asked a hypothetical question, would you answer it? AnonymousIf you will tell me why the fen appears impassable, I then will tell you why I think that I can cross it if I try. Marianne MooreiIf you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. Napoleon BonaparteAIn California, on time doesn't mean anything at all. An appointment for a meeting at three o'clock on Tuesday indicates that there won't be a meeting and there might not be a Tuesday. Few words and no numbers have any meaning west of the Nevada border. P. J. O'RourkeG8!d)  9XIf you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate. AnonymousIf, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl. H.L. Mencken]Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.Robert Orben]Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.J. Danforth QuayleImagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world. Albert EinsteinmIf a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. John F Kennedy0If it is to be, it is up to me. AnonymousYIn a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.Laurence PeterIn a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class. Ninety-seven percent responded that they did. AnonymousIn a way, staring into a computer screen is like staring into an eclipse. It's brilliant and you don't realize the damage until it's too late. Bruce SterlingIn a world of private property, if something isn't owned by somebody, it's going to be misused by somebody else. Pete SeegerKIn all forms of government the people is the true legislator.Edmund BurkeIn an Orkin Exterminating Co. survey of what pests Pittsburghers fear most, 1.3% named their spouses and kids. AnonymousIn any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.Idi Amin Dada_In baiting a mouse-trap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. Saki H. H. Munro7@9u|-n֤v؎HIn case of fire, do not use elevator. Water works better. Anonymous~In cities no one is quiet but many are lonely; in the country, people are quiet but few are lonely. Geoffrey Francis Fisher_In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty. Thomas JeffersonIn pioneer days they used oxen for heavy pulling, and when one ox couldn't budge a log, they didn't try to grow a larger ox. We shouldn't be trying for bigger computers, but for more systems of computers. Grace HopperIt is better to wear out than to rust out.Richard CumberlandIt is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.Rod SerlingQIt is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.Alfred AdlereIt is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.Henry Louis MenckenaIt is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.Mark Twain]It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. Walter BagehotIt is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.Thomas JeffersonJIt is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.Niccol MachiavelliyIt is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.SenecaAIt is not enough for a handful of experts to attempt the solution of a problem, to solve it and then to apply it. The restriction of knowledge to an elite group destroys the spirit of society and leads to its intellectual impoverishment. Albert EinsteinAIt is not the critic who counts, nor the person who points out how the strong person stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the person who is actually in the arena; whose face is actually marred by dust and sweat Theodore RooseveltE>a-a<KIt is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.Francis M. Voltaire=vIt is not true that life is one damn thing after another...It's one damn thing over and over.Edna St. Vincent MillayIt is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.Ralph Waldo EmersonIt is only through labour and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things. Theodore RooseveltZIt is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.Clive JamesZIt is said that God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.Francis M. VoltaireLIt is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory. Blaise PascalMIt is the mark of an inexperienced man not to believe in luck.Joseph ConradWIt is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.Justice Earl WarrenZIt is true that liberty is precious - so precious that it must be rationed.Nikolai LeninTIt is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it. Robert E. LeeDIt is what you learn after you know it all that counts.John WoodenIt isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.J. Danforth QuayleIt isn't the fact that the cats like to hang around while sex is going on that annoys me: it's those little score cards they hold up afterwards.FoloAIt's a well known fact that computing devices such as the abacus were invented thousands of years ago. But it's not well known that the first use of a common computer protocol occurred in the Old Testament. This, of course, was when Moses aborted the Egy AnonymousH@̘~)IIt isn't the incompetent who destroys an organisation. The incompetent never gets in a position to destroy it. It is those who have achieved something and want to rest upon their achievements who are forever clogging things up.F.M. YoungdIt isn't the people you fire who make your life miserable, it's the people you don't. Harvey MackayJIt isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. Errol FlynnbIt may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him.Arthur C. Clarke_It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.AnonymousIt sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the Queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. AnonymouscIt takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant. Perdue chicken ad, as mistranslated abroad=It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.Eddie CantorIt was one of the things I was always going to take care of, but sometimes I did not find all the funds available or I did not have all the documents and other materials I needed. David DinkinsIt was only after their population of fifty mysteriously shrank to eight that the other seven dwarfs began to suspect Hungry.AnonymousIt would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years. John Von Neumann@It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. AnonymousJIt's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.David Coleman[It's a tale of two systems, John, and both exactly the same. Mark Laurenson, Radio 5 LiveIt's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip. J. Danforth Quayle speaking to oil spill clean-up workers at Prince William Sound?vEATrt`It's bad manners to apply cosmetics in public. It reminds people you need them...P.J. O'Rourke(It's deja vu all over again.Yogi BerraIt's evolution, innit ? If you swim a lot you get webbed feet, if you bowl a lot you get a knackered shoulder. Phil TufnellDIt's great to be great but it's greater to be human.William RogersPIt's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.AnonymousVIt's hard to seize the day when you first have to grapple with the morning.AnonymousHIt's national clean-off-your-desk day. I think I found Elvis.AnonymouszIt's not that I object to people re-inventing the wheel; what gets to me is watching them re-invent the flat tire.TodriciIt's not what we don't know that hurts us, it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain}It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts. Millard Fuller[It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.Tallulah Bankhead7It's the good loser who finally loses out.Kin HubbardM[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.J. Danforth QuayleHIt's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. AnonymousCIt's what you learn after you know it all that counts.Earl Weaver8Jaw, jaw is better than war, war. Winston ChurchillAJenny kissed me when we met, Jumping from the chair she sat in, Time you thief, who love to get, Sweets into your list, you put in, Say you're weary, say you're sad, Say that health and wealth have missed me, Say I'm growing old, but add Jenny kissed me. Leigh Hunt]FCtTYu΁BnJohn Barrymore: you should play Hamlet. Jimmy Durante: To hell with them small towns. I'll stick to New York.bJohn Hollins has a very strong wife. It might have been better if I'd made her manager.Ken BatescJust because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.Anonymous8Justice is incidental to law and order.J. Edgar Hoover(Keep a stiff upper chin.Samuel GoldwynuKeep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.AnonymousHKites rise highest against the wind; not with it.Sir Winston ChurchillhKnock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice! AnonymousLabour is man's greatest function. He is nothing, he can do nothing, he can achieve nothing, he can fulfil nothing, without working. Orville DeweydLack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.Flower A. NewhouseLanguage has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone, and the word solitude to express the glory of being alone. Paul TillichcLanguage is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone.Ralph Waldo EmersoneLanguage is only the instrument of science, and words are but the signs of ideas. Samuel JohnsonLanguage is the armoury of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests. Samuel Taylor ColeridgelLanguage is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow.Oliver Wendell Holmes&FDf攠b}VbQ1Language is the dress of thought.Samuel JohnsonqLast night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep. Bob IngmanHLaughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.Victor HugoNLaughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. Charlie ChaplinMLaws that do not embody public opinion can never be enforced.Elbert Hubbard/Laws were made to be broken.Christopher NorthGLead me, follow me, or get out of my way. General George S. PattonSLead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.Sam LevensonLeaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which they judge themselves - and by which they are willing to be judged.Fredrick SmithLeaders who win the respect of others are the ones who deliver more than they promise, not the ones who promise more than they can deliver. Mark A. Clement)Leadership is influence.John C. MaxwellLeadership is the other side of the coin of loneliness, and he who is a leader must always act alone. And acting alone, accept everything alone. Ferdinand Edralin MarcoszLeadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.Dwight D. Eisenhower/Learn and think imperially.Joseph ChamberlianPLearn to say no' to the good so you can say yes' to the best.John C. MaxwellLegislators represent people, not trees or acres. Legislators are elected by voters, not farms or cities or economic interests. Earl WarrenFEj޼tPLeisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear. Anonymous3Leisure is the mother of philosophy.Thomas HobbesMLeisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night.George AllenLet every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John Fitzgerald KennedyLet me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the to the back! J. Danfroth QuaylemLet me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal: my strength lies solely in my tenacity.Louis Pasteur\Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.Mark TwainVLet us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.Mark TwainVLiberty can not be preserved without a general knowledge among the people.John Adams8Liberty consists in wholesome restraint.Daniel WebsterMLiberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.Will Rogers\Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have. Harry Emerson Fosdick[Liberty is the only thing you can't have unless you give it to others.William Allen WhiteQLiberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.George Bernard ShawRLiberty, not communism, is the most contagious force in the world. Earl WarrenLLife is 10% what you make it, and 90% how you take it. Irving BerlinALife is the acceptance of responsibilities or their evasion, it is a business of meeting obligations or avoiding them. To every man the choice is continually being offered, and by the manner of his choosing you may fairly measure him. Ben Ames WilliamsEGV|AYHΌKLife is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.Michael J. Gelb)Life is a dead-end street.H. L. Mencken_Life is a series of little deaths out of which life always returns. Charles Feidelson, Jr.aLife is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. Jean de La BruyreMan is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.Mark Twain|Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. Sir Winston ChurchilllMan's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimension. Oliver Wendell HolmesVMankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. John F. KennedyAMars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we J. Danforth QuayleAMen are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in this; when I have a subject in hand, I study it profoundly. Day and night it is before me. My mind b Alexander HamiltonEM=prvކ=Many times I find myself in a comfortable position - and I don't feel happy about it. It is...an enormous desire to go further, to travel beyond my own limits. Ayrton SennaMarriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose BierceK>Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.Anonymous6May fortune favour the foolish.Captain James T. KirkMay our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world. The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card.[Not a beacon of literacy, though.]7May you live all the days of your life.Jonathan Swift9Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.Aldous Huxley]Meat is murder. Fish is justifiable ichthyocide. Ken Johnson, presumably a vegetarianmMediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius. Sir Arthur Conan DoyleAMen and women, women and men. It will never work. Erica JongL^Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. Pope John XXIIIoMen show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.Johann Wolfgang von GoetheMen use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts. Francis M. Francis M. VoltaireqMillions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.Susan ErtzKGNMıDMinds are like parachutes - they only function when open.AnonymousCMistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.AnonymousNMistress (n): something which fits between a mister and a mattress.Joe LewisJMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody AllenMore irregular verbs: I address the issues, you launch ad-homonym attacks, he's a flaming maniac and should have his access pulled. Dani ZweigMortal as I am, I know that I am born for a day. But, when I follow at my leisure the serried multitude of the stars in their circular course, my feet no longer touch the ground. Ptolemy`Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.Aldous HuxleyMost of the luxuries, and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not only indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind. Henry David ThoreauRMost people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.Abraham LincolnMost people who succeed n the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who simply don't know how to quit.Robert SchulleryMost rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.Frank ZappaMr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea! And if you were my wife, I would drink it! Sir Winston ChurchilltMr. Churchill, you're drunk! Yes, I am; and you are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober. Sir Winston ChurchillzMr. Hussein, do you think it was wise to go to war with pilots who have played Nintendo for seven years? Dick LochermMurphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.J. Danforth QuaylejMy country right or wrong; when right, to keep her right; when wrong, to put her right. Carl Schurz4GO9YPq\𜘲My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. Steven WrightkMy desk is not messy! It's just decaying into a lower energy level faster than everyone else's.AnonymousMy fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I've just signed legislation which outlaws Russia. The bombing begins in five minutes. Ronald Reagan&My good friend Trevor Brookly...PelemMy horse was in the lead coming down the homestretch, when the caddie had to fall off. Samuel GoldwynMy house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. Steven Wright[My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.Jean RostandvNearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham LincolnNearly everyone is in favour of going to heaven but too many are hoping they'll live long enough to see an easing of the entrance requirements.Anonymous,Necessity is the mother of invention.PlatovNegotiation may cost far less than war, or infinitely more: for war cannot cost more than one's life. Klingon ProverbLNever appeal to a man's better nature. he might not have one. AnonymousJNever argue with a fool - people might not know the difference.AnonymousWNever ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.AnonymousNever chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it. Lyman BeecherANever do today what you can put off till tomorrow.Mathew BrowneFPd\qjP=-ThNever explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.Elbert Hubbard0Never fight an inanimate object.P. J. O'RourkeGNever hate you enemies, it affects you judgement. Michael CorleoneTNever have sex with anyone in the office. Always wait until you get home.Anonymous,Never judge a book by its movie.J.W. EaganNever play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.Nelson AlgrenJNever put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.AnonymouspNever sign a contract with someone whom you need to sign a contract with, but sign a contract anyhow. AnonymousNever tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.General George S. PattontNext to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. F. J. Raymond3Nice guys finish last.Manager of Brooklyn Dodgers&Nil Carborundum Illegitimi.AnonymousNixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has been exposing himself to the people of the United States. Frank Licht, then governor of Rhode Island, campaigning for McGovern in 1972No arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.Ronald ReaganNo evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble; the less favour, the less envy. Even in those cases which put us out of wits, it is not the loss itself, but the estimate of the loss that troubles us. Seneca(No fool can be silent at a feast.SolonEQdڐnt Ҡ0No good deed goes unpunished.Clare Boothe LucekNo great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did he would cease to be an artist.Oscar WildeFNo law can be sacred to me but that of my nature.Ralph Waldo Emerson5No legacy is so rich as honesty.William Shakespeare8No man is rich enough to buy back his past.Oscar WildehNo man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late. AnonymousNo man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. Henry Brooke Adams~No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. Andrew CarnegiegNo man's life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session. Gideon J. TuckerNNo matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. Turkish proverbJNo one can make you feel inferior without your consent.Eleanor RooseveltWNo one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.H. L. MenckenENo one gossips about other people's secret virtues.Bertrand RusselloNo person was ever honoured for what he received. Honour has been the reward for what he gave.Calvin CoolidgeaNobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.Ron NesenNobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.Sydney HarrisGR̽i-%ܘdNobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.Joe TheismannNobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.AnonymousNone are innocent. There are only those weak enough to believe they are, And those strong enough to revel in the knowledge they are not. AnonymousNormal is...spending all day in a sick building with windows that don't open and a thermostat that is seasonally dysfunctional in order to make the environment consistently comfy and user-friendly for the mainframe computer.Ellen GoodmanoNot where I breathe, but where I love, I live; Not where I love, but where I am, I die. Robert SouthwellNote: I think it's interesting that of my five children both my fifteen year old daughter and her sixteen year old brother independently chose this as their favourite.AnonymousINothing arouses more hope than the first four hours of a diet.AnonymousNothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.Thomas JeffersonHNothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.Ralph Waldo EmersonNothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. Charles DeGaullerNothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.Martin Luther KingpNothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. Jorge Luis BorgesDNothing is more common than unfulfilled potential.Howard HendrickslNothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.Georg Christoph LichtenbergJNothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.Henry FordNNothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.John Kenneth GalbraithANow, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.' George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of students@Tn|)Av)5Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.Oscar WildePNothing is sufficient for the person who finds sufficiency too little.EpicurusxObviously I didn't do better than last year. But I equalled it, which is good as doing better. Colin Montgomerie@Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. AnonymoushOf course the US Constitution isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now. AnonymousOften, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. AnonymousOkay, our focus: Are babies bing Bred for Satanic Sacrifice ? Controversial to say the least. Unbelievable to say the least. Disgusting to say the least. We'll be rifht back ! Geraldo RiveraOh! A wondrous bird is the Pelican ! His beak holds more than his belican. He stores in his beak, Food enough for a week, But I'll be darned if I know how the helican. Dixon Larnier Merritt0GU}Ċ|pOh, and here comes Caddick to bowl again from the pavilion end again... well, I don't suppose he'll mind if I read the scores between his balls. Henry Blofeld, BBC RadioOh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania. Dorothy ParkerpOn behalf of all of you, I want to express my appreciation for this tremendously warm recession. Ron Brown`On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.George MikesCOn the edge of destiny, you must test your strength. Billy BishopCOn the soft bed of luxury most kingdoms have expired.Edward YounglOn the whole human beings want to be good, but not to good and not quite all the time. George OrwelloOne does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.Andr GideOne essential to success is that you desire be an all-obsessing one, your thoughts and aims be co-ordinated, and your energy be concentrated and applied without letup. AnonymousOne horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.H. L. MenckenSimply the thing I am shall make me live.William Shakespeare\Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all. Oliver Wendell HolmesFSince when was a genius found respectable ?Elizabeth Barret BrowningSir, are you going to fire the employee who made a mistake that cost the company $600,000?' No, I just spent $600,000 training him. Why would I want fire somebody with his experience? Tom WatsonqSkiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.AnonymousDSmoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.Fletcher Knebel3So little done, so much to do. Cecil RhodesaSo unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else.Don MarquisCSome call it evolution. And others call it God.William H. Carruth|Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. Joseph HellertSome men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say Why not? Robert F. KennedypSome people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?' AnonymousWSome people march to the beat of a different drummer. And some people tango!AnonymousSomehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy scepticism of the powers of government to do good. Daniel MoynihanSomething told Dorothy she wasn't in Kansas anymore. Maybe it was the colour of the sky; maybe it was the smell in the air; maybe it was the road sign that said, Welcome to Missouri. Anonymous1Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.Sigmund Freud@`tlrvҊ>Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood.Augusto Pinochet8Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. AnonymousqSpeaking much is a sign of vanity, for he that is lavish with words is a niggard in deed. Sir Walter RaleighFSpoken language is merely a series of squeaks.Alfred North WhiteheadyStanding in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides.Margaret ThatcherCStart every day off with a smile and get it over with.W.C. FieldsoStatistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Aaron Levenstein4Status quo. Latin for the mess we're in. Anonymous7Strength is a matter of the made-up mind.John Beecher9Strength lies not in defence but in attack.Adolf HitlervSuccess does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.George Bernard ShawgSuccess in marriage is not so much finding the right person as it is being the right person.AnonymousCSuccess is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.Adolf HitlerOTact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.Abraham LincolnvTake a breath, Al... Inhale. J. Danforth Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in AtlantaaTake your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.Erica JongGavҴ1]! 9Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.EuripidesgTeenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.AnonymousXTelevision - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.Ernie KovacsTelevision is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. the most terrifying thing is what people do want.Clive BarnesZTen people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.Napoleon BonaparteAThat government is best which governs least.Henry David ThoreauoThat government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. Thomas JeffersonMThat's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Neil ArmstrongThe academic community has in it the biggest concentration of alarmists, cranks and extremists this side of the giggle house. William F. Buckley Jr.MThe advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.Thomas Jefferson|The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that J. Danforth Quayle may or may not make.J. Danforth QuayleOThe art of becoming wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.William JamesThe avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote. Ambassador Kosh Naranek of the Vorlon Empire, Babylon 5The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse.Carlos CastanedarThe basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. Henry Louis MenckenThe best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. Theodore RooseveltFbr%fA7The best is the enemy of the good.Francis M. VoltaireTThe best use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts life.William JamesRThe best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.Abraham LincolnThe Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma. Abraham LincolnThe big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them. Gunnar MyrdalQThe breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. Nick SeitzAThe brighter you are, the more you have to learn. Don HeroldKThe camera cannot lie. But it can be an accessory to untruth.Harold EvansThe car has become an item of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound. Marshall McLuhanThe caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at. George Bush, on the Alaska pipelineuThe case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.Ashleigh BrilliantdThe Cavaliers (Wrong but Wromantic); the Roundheads (Right but Repulsive).W.C.Sellar & R.J.Yeatman1The cheerful loser is the winner.Elbert HubbardjThe chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.Cyril Parkinson_The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as good cooks go, she went. Saki H. H. MunroThe couple of times I've played with cornettos, the finger holes seemed completely irrelevant to what note came out the end. Bill SommerfeldFc] )^Кd=vNThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.Ellen ParrThe danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway. Bernard AvishaiThe death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and under-nourishment. Robert HutchinsXThe decline of literature indicates the decline of a nation.Johann Wolfgang von GoetheVThe deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.William JamesThe difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will. Vince LombardiThe difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.Woody AllenThe destruction, it is just very heart-rendering. J. Danforth Quayle attempting to say the SF earthquake wreckage was heart-rending-The doer alone learneth.Friedrich NietzschefThe dwarf sees further than the giant, when he has the giant's shoulder to mount. S. T. ColeridgeKThe end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.R. Buckminster Fuller0The end of labour is to gain leisure.AristotleThe English are a different race. They are never beaten because of their indestructible belief in their own superiority.Giampiero BonipertitThe English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.Oscar Wilde9The extreme always seems to make an impression.Heathers`The farther back you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. Winston Churchill FdޤrE֒GThe fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. Arnold H. Glasow~The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.Walter LippmannHThe first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.Abbie HoffmannThe first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. Clarence DarrowmThe first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.Milo BloomPThe fruit derived from labour is the sweetest of all pleasures.Luc de ClapiersdThe future is like heaven - everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now. James Baldwin7The future will be better tomorrow.J. Danforth QuayleThe genius of the American system is that through freedom we have created extraordinary results from plain ordinary people.Senator Phil GrammiThe goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.AnonymousGThe golden rule is that there are no golden rules.George Bernard ShawoThe great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.Adolf HitlerCThe greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse. Edmund BurkeaThe greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one.Elbert HubbardpThe greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. Martha Washington>The greatest threat towards future is indifference.Anonymous4Gex q܄ȸ:The harder you work, the luckier you get. Gary PlayerThe hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain, to show them that we love them, not when we feel like it, but when they do. Nan Fairbrother^The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic.William E GladstoneBThe high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.AnonymousThe Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.J. Danforth QuayleThe human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity. The rest is overhead for the operating system.AnonymousQThe human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. Mark TwainSThe human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.Anonymous^The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.Mother TeresaThe idea that 'the public interest' supersedes private interests and rights can have but one meaning: that the interests and rights of some individuals take precedence over the interests and rights of others.Ayn Rand[The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.Henry KissingerlThe imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.Aaron Machado@The important thing is not to stop questioning.Albert EinsteinThe inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.Sir Winston ChurchillbThe injury to a man, must be such, that we need not fear his Vengeance. Niccolo MachiavelliZThe invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.Ralph Waldo Emerson AThe longer you stay in the mall, the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs on the mall public-address system, and many of these songs can damage children emotionally. For example: Frosty the Snowman is about a snowman who befriends Dave BarryHg!z}Ĭ]QThe issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.Daniel MoynihanXThe key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority. Kenneth BlanchardThe law is not a light for you or any man to see by; the law is not an instrument of any kind. The law is a causeway upon which so long as he keeps to it a citizen may walk safely. Robert BoltThe lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own. Herbert George WellsThe liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. George Bernard ShawsThe life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another. James Matthew BarrieLThe light at the end of the tunnel is usually a No Exit sign. Anonymous;The little I know, I owe to my ignorance. Sacha GuitryThe longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see of this truth: that God governs in the affairs of men. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without His notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without his aid? Benjamin Franklinf The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. David McIntosh`The loss of life will be irreplaceable.J. Danforth Quayle (after the San Francisco earthquake)TThe Loyalists say they won't just lie down and walk away. Dennis Murray, BBC1The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with the most brilliant single mind, but rather the man who can best co-ordinate the brains and talents of his associates. W. Alton JonesThe man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take.C. Northcote ParkinsontThe man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.Thomas JeffersonGhx9 PThe man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.Chinese Proverb:The measure of a man is what he does with power.PittacusSThe mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it.Bernard de VotosThe missus says that if someone in the street doesn't recognise me, I go back and tell them who I am. Ron AtkinsonThe modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth GalbraithHThe more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. AnonymousZThe more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. George Bernard Shaw\The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity.Zig Ziglar{The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.Theodore RooseveltMThe most important thing about having goals is having one.Geoffrey F. AbertThe most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. Brandan Behan^The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.Albert EinsteinThe most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. Nathaniel BorensteinThe most successful politician is he who says what everybody is thinking most often and in the loudest voice.Theodore RooseveltWThe most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.AnonymousxThe nation will find it very hard to look up to the leaders who are keeping their ears to the ground.Winston Churchill]FiE=ƾҎThe National Debt is a very Good Thing and to pay it off would be dangerous, for fear of Political Economy. W. C. Sellar & R. J. YeatmanThe news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - and they know it.Fred FriendlyPThe nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from. AnonymousVThe number you have dialled is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.AnonymousThe office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the opportunity to work out happiness for themselves. W. E. ChanningaThe older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.H. L. Mencken]The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.AnonymousPThe only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.Salvador DaliEThe only modest thing about Chris Eubank is his talent.Simon BarnesNThe only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.Donald KendallgThe only reason we're seven-and-oh is because is because we've won all seven of our games.Dave GarciaEThe only sure thing about luck is that it will change.Wilson MiznerEThe only thing we have to fear is fear itself.Franklin D. Roosevelt]The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.Anonymous}The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.James Branch CabelltThe optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it. J. Robert Oppenheimer@jyԉ=}!The other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright?The paper burns, but the words fly away. Ben Joseph AkibaOThe past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.L. P. HartleyhThe pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. Carl JungThe philosophy exam was a piece of cake - which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. AnonymousThe predicate