OPLDatabaseFile P@Field 1Field 2>/A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. Carl SandburgtGA bad casting call: Can't act. Can't sing. Balding. Can dance a little.+MGM exec (about Fred Astaire's screen test){mA bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert FrostP?A big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with him.John C. Maxwellk`A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours. AnonymousA0A champion views resistance as a gift of energy.Michael J. GelbQ?A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.Herbert Prochnow]QA Classic is something that everyone wants to have read but nobody wants to read. Mark Twain*A closed mouth gathers no foot. AnonymousigA committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. AnonymousA common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas AdamsYKA community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm. Henrik IbsenG4A Conservative Government is an organised hypocrisy.Benjamin DisraeliG7A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.German Proverb]MA coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.Mahatma GandhiYLA cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde0%A day without sunshine is like night. AnonymousfXA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Robert FrostYIA dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.Francois SaganfdA failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience. Elbert Hubbard-"A feature is a bug with seniority. AnonymousA Frenchman must always be talking, whether or not he knows anything of the matter or not; an Englishman is content to say nothing when he has nothing to say. Samuel JohnsonJ?A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. AnonymouskiA friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. Ralph Waldo EmersonG8A goalscorer should let fly as soon as he sees the goal. Steve Bloomer}A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.John C. MaxwellI4A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.Katharine WhitehornmkA good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. Wilson MiznerA5A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming. Jane Fondam^A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. William JamesfdA hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. Puzant Kevork Thomajann]A high-class horse could not win a race with a feather on his back if he is not in condition.George E. Smith[MA jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frostb`A law is valuable not because it is law, but because there is right in it. Henry Ward Beecher1A leader is a dealer in hope.Napoleon BonaparteA leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go but ought to be.Rosalynn CarterrcA little Government and a little luck are necessary in life; but only a fool trusts either of them. P.J. O'RourkeA little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly striving, would do us more credit than a thousand civil rights bills. W.E.B. DuBoisA little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical. Thomas Jefferson\HA low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.J. Danforth QuaylerpA man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one. J.Pierpoint MorganUEA man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.Zsa Zsa Garbor:%A man is known by the books he reads.Ralph Waldo EmersonG7A man is measured by the size of things that anger him.Geof GreenleafmkA man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else. Andre Malraux:'A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.Raymond HitchcockA man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. John C. MaxwellA man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad. Franklin D. RooseveltR>A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.Napoleon BonaparteI6A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.Benjamin Franklin9)A man's best friends are his ten fingers.Robert CollyerhfA man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. George SantayanaNLA man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. Walter Bagehot'A metaphor is like a simile. Anonymous|zA nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year. Dixy Lee Ray_IA people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.Dwight D. EisenhowerYNA plausible impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. AristotlegXA politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground. H. L. MenckendbA poor life this if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare. William Henry Davies;(A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.James A. Garfield3 A precedent embalms a principle.Benjamin Disraeli7-A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.Cariadoc,!A rolling stone gathers momentum. AnonymousaHA sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.Donald R. Perry MarquisrpA ship is always referred to as she because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder. Chester NimitzMKA single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. Joseph Stalin3(A single fact can spoil a good argument. Anonymousl]A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. Greek ProverbA Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days afte Anonymousq_A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.Sidney GreenbergsqA visionary is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world. Oscar WildeA wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labour the bread it has earned. This i Thomas JeffersonSDAbortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. Ronald ReaganAbove all things I hope the education of the common people will be attended to, convinced that on their good sense we may rely with the most security for the preservation of a due degree of liberty. Thomas JeffersonAbsolute liberty is absence of restraint; responsibility is restraint; therefore, the ideally free individual is responsible to himself. Henry Brooks AdamsrcAcceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune. William JamesigAccident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. AnonymousAdam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. Mark TwainF5Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.Saki H.H. Munro/(Advice to persons about to marry. Don't.PunchAfter you've done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over. Alfred Edward PerlmanAgain and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem is only a tough decision waiting to be made. Robert SchullerAlcohol is a very necessary article....It makes life bearable for millions of people who could not endure it's existence if they were quite sober.George Bernard ShawQBAll animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell2#All colours will agree in the dark. Francis Bacon6+All easy problems have already been solved. AnonymousAll government, indeed every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue, and every prudent act, is founded on compromise and barter. Edmund Burke,All life's answers are on TV. Homer Simpson/All mankind loves a lover.Ralph Waldo EmersonAll men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it. John LockeAll men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right. Anonymous>0All men think all men are mortal but themselves. Edward Youngr]All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.Maurice MaeterlinckGEAll right, you worthless vermin! No more Mister Nice Pope! CerebuscaAll the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander WoollcottD#All this buttoning and unbuttoning.Eighteenth Century suicide note6)All we are saying is give peace a chance. John LennonaTAll women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. Oscar Wilde}All you have to do to protect yourself from radiation is to go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath. David MillerzAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain:)Always be a little kinder than necessary.James M. BarrievtAlways be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. Cyril ConnollySHAlways borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back. AnonymousQEAlways do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain9$Always do what you are afraid to do.Ralph Waldo EmersonZXAlways go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi BerrafdAlways listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Robert HeileinAlways question. Always analyse. But in the end, suspend judgement until you've been there. Live it to learn it. Mark McClinchieXMAlways try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way. AnonymousAmerica is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation.Georges ClemenceauAmerica's abundance was not created by public sacrifices to the common good,' but by the productive genius of free men who pursued their own personal interests and the making of their own private fortunes. Ayn RandAmericans have different ways of saying things. They say elevator, we say lift...they say President, we say stupid psychopathic git... Alexi SayleAmericans, indeed all freemen, remember that in the final choice, a soldier's pack is not so heavy a burden as a prisoner's chains. Dwight D. EisenhowerAn aristocracy in a republic is like a chicken whose head has been cut off; it may run about in a lively way, but in fact it is dead. Nancy Mitford0%An armed society is a polite society. Anonymous~kAn economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.Laurence J. PeterTRAn Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. George MikesjhAn expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field. Niels BohrdYAn expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy. AnonymousU=An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.Nicholas Murray ButlereRAn expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.Benjamin StolbergUSAn honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. Simon CameronQ8An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.Donald R. Perry Marquis;/An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts. John JunorigAnarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all. AnonymousAnd computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.) Dave Barry?3And now the sequence of events in particular order. Dan RatherAnd, of course, you have the commercials where savvy business people Get Ahead by using their Macintosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report. Dave Barry}And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy:8And when we think we lead, we are most led. Lord Byron/#Any colour - so long as it's black. Henry FordAny coward can sit in his home and criticise a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog. But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than in bed. What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for Charles Lindbergh Jr.mkAny fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Samuel ButlerAny law that takes hold of a man's daily life cannot prevail in a community, unless the vast majority of the community are actively in favour of it. The laws that are the most operative are the laws which protect life. Henry Ward BeecheryjAny party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. Dwight Morrow3$Any shot that scores is a good shot. Steve BloomerPEAny technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. AnonymousAny time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win. Doug Collins (basketball commentator).YNAnyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed. AnonymousD;Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.Al CappuAnyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.Leonardo Da VinciRBAnyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.Samuel GoldwynTBAnyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.Edward R. MurrowA6Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate. Anonymousf[Anything is possible. I have seen Bestie refuse a drink and I've seen Emlyn Hughes buy one. Alan Balli^Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw. AnonymousE:Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Anonymousj_Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies. AnonymousigAs a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter. AnonymousAs a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children. Anita BryanthfAs a rule, he or she who has the most information will have the greatest success in life. DisraelicaAs long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. Dick CavettrcAs long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for. Josh BillingsIGAs of 1992, they're called European Economic Community fries. AnonymousAs you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.Hagar the HorribleAsk a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all. Bernard LevinAsking who ought to be the boss' is like asking who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?' Obviously, the man who can sing tenor. Henry FordE0Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.George Bernard ShawO;Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.George Jean NathanJ>Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. Mel BrooksI=Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical. Yogi BerraCBe polite to all, but intimate with few. Thomas JeffersonUSBe smarter than other people, just don't tell them so. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.?=Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise. Francis QuarlesKIBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. Murphys LawG2Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.Ralph Waldo EmersonrpBecause everyone uses language to talk, everyone thinks he can talk about language. Johann Wolfgang von GoetheBecause just as good morals, if they are to be maintained, have need of the laws, so the laws, if they are to be observed, have need of good morals. Niccol MachiavelliF5Before God we are equally wise - and equally foolish.Albert EinsteinBefore you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with; something better than political opportunist slamming hate horse shit in the public park.Charles BukowskiBeginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again. Og MandinoigBeing in power is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. Margaret ThatcherLABelieve those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. Andr Gide>-Better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold.Yiddish ProverbbNBetter by far you should forget and smile that you should remember and be sad.Christina RossettifUBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.Abraham LincolnPNBetween two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae WestG(Economics is war pursued by other means.Raymond F. DeVoe Jr.XHEducation is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.Laurance PeterF:Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Will DuranwiEducation is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self confidence. Robert Frost\LEducation is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.Nelson MandelaXIEducation is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. B. F. Skinner~|Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave. Henry BroughamQOEmploy thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure. Benjamin FranklinXCEngland and America are two countries divided by a common language.George Bernard ShawEschew obfuscation. Anonymous^\Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Arthur Godfrey`^Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative. Oliver GoldsmithzxEvery great mistake has a half-way moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied. Pearl BuckA,Every man I meet is in some way my superior.Ralph Waldo Emerson~|Every man is dishonest who lives upon the labour of others, no matter if he occupies a throne. Robert Green Ingersoll Every revolutionary idea - in science, politics, art, or whatever - evokes three stages of reaction in a hearer: 1.It is completely impossible - don't waste my time. 2.It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3. I said it was a good idea all along. A nonymous?4Every time history repeats itself the price goes up. Anonymous9&Every woman should marry - and no man.Benjamin DisraeliIGEverybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Joe LouisN;Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.Winston ChurchillL?Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. Will RogersveEverything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom.Albert EinsteinzpEverything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.Mae WestDBEvil will always triumph, because good is dumb. Rick MoranisExaminations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. Charles Caleb Colton{Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labour of a lifetime; it is not to be purchased at a lesser price.Samuel JohnsonjExcess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.W. Somerset MaughamYWExcuses are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink. US Marine Proverb8*Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. Alice WalkerPAExpecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. Arnold GlasowExpecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Dennis Wholey9!Expenditure rises to meet income.C. Northcote ParkinsonYWExperience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other. Benjamin FranklinaRExperience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you. Aldous HuxleyC6Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes. Oscar WildeFacts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. John Quincy AdamsD5Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Aldous HuxleyusFailing doesn't make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try again does! Richard ExelyO=Failing organisations are usually over-managed and under-led.Warren G. BennisFailure is only postponed success as long as courage coaches ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit of victory. Herbert KaufmanRPFailure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently. Henry FordvFaith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move. AnonymousFar better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though chequered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory or defeat Theodore RooseveltTHe didn't say that. He read what was given to him in a speech.Richard Darman on George BushrpHappy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be. J. Danforth QuayleRJHe does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing.CiceropnHe first deceased; She for a little tried. To live without him; Liked it not, and died. Sir Henry Wotton4$He found it inconvenient to be poor.William Cowper^\He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. Elbert HubbardC8He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap. Anonymous0He laughs best who laughs last.English ProverbJ7He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.Benjamin Franklins`He that hath a trade hath an estate; he that hath a calling hath an office of profit and honour.Benjamin FranklinomHe who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. Chinese proverbQOHe who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. Anonymous/-He who loses control, loses. Frank Pembleton;9He who opens a school door, closes a prison. Victor Hugo2#He who talks much cannot talk well. Carlo GoldoniA0He's going to chance his arm with his left foot.Trevor Brookingb!He's still green behind the ears.?Congressman Cederberg of Michigan referring to a young attorneylNHere lies a man who knew how to enlist the service of better men than himself.Tombstone of Andrew Carnegie=.Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. Graham Greene0"Hindsight is always twenty-twenty. Billy Wilder)Hindsight is an exact science. AnonymousH5His doubts are better than most people's certainties.Earl of Hardwicke)History is more or less bunk. Henry FordHistory is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they've managed to do to Black Americans what slavery, Reconstruction, and rank racism found impossible: destroy their family and work ethic. Walter WilliamsaMHistory is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.Napoleon BonaparteaPHistory suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom.Milton FriedmanqfHistory teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban0Hitch your wagon to a star.Ralph Waldo EmersonE3Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.Thomas JeffersonECHope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. Francis Bacon6+Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. Anonymous5*How can you tell when sour cream goes bad? AnonymousHow do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. Ronald ReaganHow noble the law, in its majestic equality, that both the rich and poor are equally prohibited from peeing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread! Anatole FranceSQHow to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. instructions on baby walkerA3Humour is the shortest distance between two people. Victor BorgepnI am a great believer in luck, and I find that the harder I work, the more I have of it. Thomas JeffersonYI am a jelly doughnutBEnglish translation of John F. Kennedy speaking at the Berlin WallB5I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. W.C. FieldsI am honoured today to begin my first term as the Governor of Baltimore - that is Maryland. William Donald Schaefer, first inaugural addressD0I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.J. Danforth QuayleI am not wanting to make too long speech tonight as I am knowing your old English saying, Early to bed and up with the cock. Hungarian diplomatI am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; I will not refuse to do the something I can do. Helen Keller]LI am providing you with a copulation of answers to several questions raisedMarion Barry JrI am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Sir Winston Churchill;)I am responsible only to God and history.Francisco FrancohfI am very patriotic. I've committed one crime in my life. John Walker, convicted as a Soviet spyR@I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.Garrison Keillor[MI believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? Jean Cocteau|mI believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. H. L. Mencken=0I believe in unions and I believe in non-unions. George BushxdI believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.J. Danforth Quayle-+I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius CaesarA2I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner5*I cannot be fired. Slaves have to be sold. AnonymousI cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure - which is: Try to please everybody. Herbert Bayard Swope.I cannot live without books.Thomas JeffersonhUI conceive that a knowledge of books is the basis on which all other knowledge rests.George WashingtonH9I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. Steven WrightI couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake. J. Danforth Quayle, stepping out of the helicopter upon arrival at Alameda Naval Air Station.>-I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.Abraham Lincoln\PI did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain_QI didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm jut here for the drugs. Nancy ReagankiI disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. Francis M. Voltaire^JI do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible.J. Danforth Quayle=;I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. Samuel ButlerbVI do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think it is the only thing. Bill VeeckuZI don't have to practice what I preach 'cause I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to!The Book of The SubgeniusjhI don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill CosbyREI don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers}I don't believe in quotas. America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights, not group rights. Clarence Thomas6+I don't even know what street Canada is on. Al Caponei\I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody AllenZXI either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Ashleigh BrilliantfWI favour the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary. Ronald ReaganlaI feel sorry for Cupid's mother. How'd you like to try to toilet-train an armed kid who can fly? AnonymousL=I forget what I was taught. I only remember what I've learnt. Patrick White]QI have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. John Locke\ZI have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie MasonvI have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.Harry S. Trumang[I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. Fred AllengSI have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.J. Danforth QuayleA?I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. AnonymousI have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South Africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating. Alan PatonM@I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. Oscar WildexI have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. Steven WrightLAI hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. ConfuciusI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Alfred, Lord TennysoncaI hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me. George Bush<-I hope the referee's next crap is a hedgehog. Mick McCarthyI keep seeing lousy films and saying to myself, 'I don't know anything about movie making, but I couldn't do any worse than this'. Stanley KubrickI know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert EinsteinPNI know that's a secret, for it's whispered everywhere. William Congreve=&I like a man who grins when he fights.Sir Winston ChurchillbOI like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.Winston ChurchillkiI like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching. Ralph Waldo EmersonljI like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big. Donald TrumpPEI like to give home-made gifts. Which one of the kids would you like? AnonymousWHI love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation. Samuel OsgoodI love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. Saki (H. H. Munro)JHI love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. J. Danforth QuayleUFI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas AdamsI may argue with my brother, but I fight beside my brother against my cousin, and with my cousin against a stranger. Old Arab adageI mean to live my life an obedient man, but obedient to God, subservient to the wisdom of my ancestors; never to the authority of political truths arrived at yesterday at the voting booth. William F. Buckley Jr.IGI never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget. Benjamin DisraeliI5I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.Henry Ward BeecherI never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics or in anything else, where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation of a free and m Thomas JeffersonD3I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.Albert EinsteinI place economy among the first and important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our choice between economy and liberty, or profusion and  Thomas JeffersonqI pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process.Benjamin HarrisonI sincerely believe... that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity under the name of funding is but swindling futurity on a large scale.Thomas JeffersonD0I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.J. Danforth Quayle{yI start with the premise that the function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. Ralph NaderIGI still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better. Anonymousf[I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Anonymous~I think that people want peace so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.Dwight D. EisenhowerP@I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.Jerry SeinfeldI think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived. Oliver Wendell HolmesI think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, to many parasites living on the labour of the industrious. Thomas JeffersonI think, What are those things Christ would want me to do ? Would Christ get on a plane and fly to New York and go on the Phil Donahue Show ? I believe he would, so I go. Richard Viguerie.,I think, therefore I am. Rene DescartesmkI want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job George Bush, during his first Presidential campaigneZI want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session. Gib LewisI want you to take your balls in your hand and bounce them on the floor and then throw them as high as you can. Now, have you all got your balls in your hands ? Announcer of children's radio show Listen With Mother to her audienceI was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour? Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long. Steven WrightOCI was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. Mark Twain:+I was never less alone than when by myself. Edward GibbonI was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. J. Danforth Quayle}{I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. Steven WrightYLI will have no man work for me who has not the capacity to become a partner. J.C. PenneyI wish it were possible to obtain a single amendment to our Constitution. I would be willing to depend on that alone for the reduction of the administration of our government; I mean an additional article taking from the Federal Government the power of boThomas JeffersonL>I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Groucho MarxreI would bet that the Great San Francisco Glaucoma Epidemic of 1992 will be one for the history books. Alan Furman-I would have made a good pope. Richard NixonG8I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Ronald ReaganKI would like to express my sympathy to all those impacted by this disaster.iJ. Danforth Quayle standing in front of the collapsed section of highway caused by the Loma Prieta quake.yI would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it.Thomas JeffersonvI would rather belong to a poor nation that was free than to a rich nation that had ceased to be in love with liberty.Woodrow Wilson?3I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest. John Keats?4I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? AnonymousC7I'd rather live nowhere than in the suburbs of nowhere. Lara Bliss>3I'll get a life as soon as I can find the FTP site. AnonymousI'm enclosing a few densely written and colourfully printed sheets about the program, as well as a complex application that has brought tears of irritation to many. William LoganI'm hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years looking for a job as a copywriter, and then one day somebody gives you a job, you can say, Gee, I was lucky I happened to go up there today'. But, dammit, I was going to go up th Jerry Della FeminaI'm in favour of legalising drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal. Milton FriedmanwuI'm not against the blacks and a lot of the good blacks will attest to that. Evan Mecham, then governor of ArizonaI'm so nave about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realised I didn't understand, she had to explain: That's like three Mercedes. Then I understood. Brooke ShieldsWUI'm the consul for information, but I don't have any information. Ofra Ben Yaacoe^SI've got a mind like a...what's that thing called that you use to strain spaghetti? AnonymousfdIf a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. Martin Luther King Jr.XVIf a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? Stanislaw J. LecIGIf a tree falls on a laboratory mouse, does it cause cancer? AnonymousYWIf all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. AnonymousmkIf all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. Blaise PascalIGIf all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. AnonymousIf anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you. Paul bear' BryantMKIf at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. M.H. AldersonQOIf God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees. AnonymousIf I ever needed a brain transplant, I'd choose a teenager's because I'd want a brain that had never been used. Anonymous\ZIf I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. Alfred NobelIf I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough I would be convinced that we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed. Ronald ReaganIGIf ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people? Anonymous20If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Bert LancecaIf it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. Dennis RochIf one man can be allowed to determine for himself what is law, every man can. That means first chaos, then tyranny. Legal process is an essential part of the democratic process. Felix FrankfurterIf people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs. Eilliam FeatherMKIf the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. Matthew 15:14If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside. AnonymousIf the children are untaught, their ignorance and vices will in future life cost us much dearer in their consequences than it would have done in their correction by a good education. Thomas JeffersonigIf the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough, someone will say it's women's work. AnonymousigIf the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. AnonymousigIf the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will. AnonymousE:If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving. AnonymousIf Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation. Rush LimbaughIf we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualise world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. Anonymousa_If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable. Louis D. BrandeisJHIf we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. J. Danforth QuaylecaIf you are never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. Julia SorelnlIf you are sure you understand everything that is going on, you are hopelessly confused. Walter MondaleIf you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system. AnonymousL=If you can count your money you don't have a billion dollars. J. Paul GettyGEIf you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Harry S. Truman?=If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S. TrumanWUIf you could have a large sum of money, how much would you want? All of it. CerebusgeIf you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old. Ed HoweGEIf you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying. Coleman Hawking1/If you hear an onion ring, answer it. AnonymousECIf you judge poeple, you have no time to love them. Mother Teresaa_If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made. Otto von BismarckigIf you love something, let it go. If it comes back... it's probably dependent on you. Anonymous][If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes. H. Ross PerotRPIf you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you. Ken FlatonA?If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Derek BokcaIf you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson[YIf you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. Marykay AshECIf you want to get a good idea, get a lot of ideas. Linus PaulingIf you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success. John D. Rockefeller, Jr.ECIf you want to succeed, double your failure rate. Thomas WatsonQOIf you were asked a hypothetical question, would you answer it? AnonymousIf you will tell me why the fen appears impassable, I then will tell you why I think that I can cross it if I try. Marianne MoorejhIf you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. Napoleon BonaparteYWIf you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate. AnonymousIf, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl. H.L. Mencken]OIllegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben]IIllegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.J. Danforth QuayleImagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world. Albert EinsteinnlIf a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. John F Kennedy1/If it is to be, it is up to me. AnonymousYIIn a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.Laurence PeterIn a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class. Ninety-seven percent responded that they did. AnonymousIn a way, staring into a computer screen is like staring into an eclipse. It's brilliant and you don't realize the damage until it's too late. Bruce SterlingIn a world of private property, if something isn't owned by somebody, it's going to be misused by somebody else. Pete SeegerK=In all forms of government the people is the true legislator. Edmund BurkeIn an Orkin Exterminating Co. survey of what pests Pittsburghers fear most, 1.3% named their spouses and kids. Anonymous}In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order. Idi Amin Dada`^In baiting a mouse-trap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. Saki H. H. MunroIn California, on time doesn't mean anything at all. An appointment for a meeting at three o'clock on Tuesday indicates that there won't be a meeting and there might not be a Tuesday. Few words and no numbers have any meaning west of the Nevada border.  P. J. O'RourkeIGIn case of fire, do not use elevator. Water works better. Anonymous}In cities no one is quiet but many are lonely; in the country, people are quiet but few are lonely. Geoffrey Francis Fisher`^In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty. Thomas JeffersonIn pioneer days they used oxen for heavy pulling, and when one ox couldn't budge a log, they didn't try to grow a larger ox. We shouldn't be trying for bigger computers, but for more systems of computers. Grace Hopper<(In politics stupidity is not a handicap.Napoleon BonaparteOAIn some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence. Cesar ChavezKIIn the fight between you and the world, back the world. Franz KafkayIn the great mass of our people there are plenty individuals of intelligence from among whom leadership can be recruited.Herbert Hoover5 In the long run we are all dead.John Maynard KeynesqoIn theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, however, there is. AnonymousjhIn this theatre of man's life, it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers-on. PythagorasQOIn this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. Benjamin Franklin9+In time of war the first casualty is truth. Boake CarterkiIn times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. Paul HarveyE*In war there is no substitute for victory.General Douglas MacArthurIn years to come the phrase tight as Graham's Arsenal may replace the present colourful colloquialism describing someone reluctant to part with money. Paul JohnsonMBInclude the success of others in your dreams for your own success. Anonymous7+Infinite patience brings immediate results. Wayne DyerM5Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.Martin Luther King Jr.Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. One defends when his strength is inadequate; he attacks when it is abundant.Sun TzuPBIrrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors. T. H. HuxleyT?Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?Friedrich NietzscheQOIs the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to. AnonymousMKIs the word spec short for specification, or for speculation? Anonymous%#Is tired old clich one? AnonymousIt behoves every man who values liberty of conscience for himself, to resist invasions of it in the case of others: or their case may, by change of circumstances, become his own. Thomas Jefferson][It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Deng Xiaoping@0It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.Publiius SyrusL8It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data.Arthur Conan Doyle\EIt is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.Sir Winston ChurchillN:It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.Ed La RochfoucouldUSIt is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake. H. L. Mencken~It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. Jerome K. Jerome\OIt is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. John WoodenjZIt is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry about who gets the credit.Sandra Swinney^MIt is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.Harry S. TrumanM=It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.Arthur CalwellIt is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all to prudent. Vincent van GoghM*It is better to wear out than to rust out.Richard CumberlandIt is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. Rod SerlingQCIt is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Alfred AdlerePIt is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.Henry Louis MenckenaUIt is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain^\It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. Walter BagehotIt is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.Thomas JeffersonJ5It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved.Niccol MachiavelliyqIt is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.Seneca It is not enough for a handful of experts to attempt the solution of a problem, to solve it and then to apply it. The restriction of knowledge to an elite group destroys the spirit of society and leads to its intellectual impoverishment. Albert EinsteinK6It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.Francis M. VoltaireIt is not the critic who counts, nor the person who points out how the strong person stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the person who is actually in the arena; whose face is actually marred by dust and sweat Theodore Rooseveltv]It is not true that life is one damn thing after another...It's one damn thing over and over.Edna St. Vincent MillayIt is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.Ralph Waldo EmersonIt is only through labour and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that we move on to better things. Theodore RooseveltZMIt is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. Clive JamesZEIt is said that God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.Francis M. VoltaireMKIt is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory. Blaise PascalM>It is the mark of an inexperienced man not to believe in luck. Joseph ConradWBIt is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.Justice Earl WarrenZKIt is true that liberty is precious - so precious that it must be rationed. Nikolai LeninUSIt is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it. Robert E. LeeD7It is what you learn after you know it all that counts. John WoodennIt isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.J. Danforth QuayleIt isn't the fact that the cats like to hang around while sex is going on that annoys me: it's those little score cards they hold up afterwards.FoloIt isn't the incompetent who destroys an organisation. The incompetent never gets in a position to destroy it. It is those who have achieved something and want to rest upon their achievements who are forever clogging things up. F.M. YoungecIt isn't the people you fire who make your life miserable, it's the people you don't. Harvey MackayKIIt isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. Errol FlynnbPIt may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him.Arthur C. Clarke_TIt may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. AnonymousIt sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the Queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. AnonymousdbIt takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant. Perdue chicken ad, as mistranslated abroad=/It takes 20 years to make an overnight success. Eddie CantorIt was one of the things I was always going to take care of, but sometimes I did not find all the funds available or I did not have all the documents and other materials I needed. David Dinkins}It was only after their population of fifty mysteriously shrank to eight that the other seven dwarfs began to suspect Hungry. AnonymousIt would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years. John Von NeumannA?It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. AnonymousJ;It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. David Coleman\ZIt's a tale of two systems, John, and both exactly the same. Mark Laurenson, Radio 5 LiveIt's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip. J. Danforth Quayle speaking to oil spill clean-up workers at Prince William SoundIt's a well known fact that computing devices such as the abacus were invented thousands of years ago. But it's not well known that the first use of a common computer protocol occurred in the Old Testament. This, of course, was when Moses aborted the Egy Anonymous`QIt's bad manners to apply cosmetics in public. It reminds people you need them... P.J. O'Rourke(It's deja vu all over again. Yogi BerraIt's evolution, innit ? If you swim a lot you get webbed feet, if you bowl a lot you get a knackered shoulder. Phil TufnellD4It's great to be great but it's greater to be human.William RogersPEIt's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious. AnonymousVKIt's hard to seize the day when you first have to grapple with the morning. AnonymousH=It's national clean-off-your-desk day. I think I found Elvis. AnonymouszrIt's not that I object to people re-inventing the wheel; what gets to me is watching them re-invent the flat tire.TodricjhIt's not what we don't know that hurts us, it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain~|It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts. Millard Fuller[HIt's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.Tallulah Bankhead7*It's the good loser who finally loses out. Kin HubbardM9[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.J. Danforth QuayleIGIt's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. AnonymousC6It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. Earl Weaver97Jaw, jaw is better than war, war. Winston ChurchillJenny kissed me when we met, Jumping from the chair she sat in, Time you thief, who love to get, Sweets into your list, you put in, Say you're weary, say you're sad, Say that health and wealth have missed me, Say I'm growing old, but add Jenny kissed me.  Leigh HuntomJohn Barrymore: you should play Hamlet. Jimmy Durante: To hell with them small towns. I'll stick to New York.bWJohn Hollins has a very strong wife. It might have been better if I'd made her manager. Ken BatescXJust because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is. Anonymous8'Justice is incidental to law and order.J. Edgar Hoover(Keep a stiff upper chin.Samuel GoldwynujKeep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet. AnonymousH1Kites rise highest against the wind; not with it.Sir Winston ChurchilligKnock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice! AnonymousLabour is man's greatest function. He is nothing, he can do nothing, he can achieve nothing, he can fulfil nothing, without working. Orville DeweydPLack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.Flower A. NewhouseLanguage has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone, and the word solitude to express the glory of being alone. Paul TillichcNLanguage is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone.Ralph Waldo EmersonfdLanguage is only the instrument of science, and words are but the signs of ideas. Samuel JohnsonLanguage is the armoury of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests. Samuel Taylor ColeridgelULanguage is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow.Oliver Wendell Holmes1!Language is the dress of thought.Samuel JohnsonrpLast night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep. Bob IngmanH;Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. Victor HugoOMLaughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. Charlie ChaplinM=Laws that do not embody public opinion can never be enforced.Elbert Hubbard/Laws were made to be broken.Christopher NorthHFLead me, follow me, or get out of my way. General George S. PattonSELead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. Sam LevensonLeaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which they judge themselves - and by which they are willing to be judged.Fredrick SmithLeaders who win the respect of others are the ones who deliver more than they promise, not the ones who promise more than they can deliver. Mark A. Clement)Leadership is influence.John C. MaxwellLeadership is the other side of the coin of loneliness, and he who is a leader must always act alone. And acting alone, accept everything alone. Ferdinand Edralin MarcoszdLeadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.Dwight D. Eisenhower/Learn and think imperially.Joseph ChamberlianP?Learn to say no' to the good so you can say yes' to the best.John C. MaxwellLegislators represent people, not trees or acres. Legislators are elected by voters, not farms or cities or economic interests. Earl WarrenQOLeisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear. Anonymous3$Leisure is the mother of philosophy. Thomas HobbesM?Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. George AllenLet every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John Fitzgerald KennedyLet me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the to the back! J. Danfroth Quaylem^Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal: my strength lies solely in my tenacity. Louis Pasteur\PLet us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. Mark TwainVJLet us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark TwainVJLiberty can not be preserved without a general knowledge among the people. John Adams8(Liberty consists in wholesome restraint.Daniel WebsterM@Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Will Rogers][Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have. Harry Emerson Fosdick[FLiberty is the only thing you can't have unless you give it to others.William Allen WhiteQ2Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. Mark Twain}{Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. Sir Winston ChurchillmkMan's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimension. Oliver Wendell HolmesWUMankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. John F. KennedyMany times I find myself in a comfortable position - and I don't feel happy about it. It is...an enormous desire to go further, to travel beyond my own limits. Ayrton SennaMarriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose BierceMars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we J. Danforth Quayle>3Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Anonymous6May fortune favour the foolish.Captain James T. KirkMay our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world. The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card.[Not a beacon of literacy, though.]7'May you live all the days of your life.Jonathan Swift9*Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley^\Meat is murder. Fish is justifiable ichthyocide. Ken Johnson, presumably a vegetariannlMediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius. Sir Arthur Conan DoyleB@Men and women, women and men. It will never work. Erica JongMen are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in this; when I have a subject in hand, I study it profoundly. Day and night it is before me. My mind b Alexander Hamilton_]Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. Pope John XXIIIoSMen show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.Johann Wolfgang von GoetheMen use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts. Francis M. Francis M. VoltaireqeMillions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Susan ErtzD9Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. AnonymousC8Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure. AnonymousNCMistress (n): something which fits between a mister and a mattress. Joe LewisKIMoney is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody AllenMore irregular verbs: I address the issues, you launch ad-homonym attacks, he's a flaming maniac and should have his access pulled. Dani ZweigMortal as I am, I know that I am born for a day. But, when I follow at my leisure the serried multitude of the stars in their circular course, my feet no longer touch the ground. Ptolemy`QMost human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. Aldous HuxleyMost of the luxuries, and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not only indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind. Henry David ThoreauRAMost people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.Abraham LincolnsMost people who succeed n the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who simply don't know how to quit.Robert SchullerylMost rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. Frank ZappaMr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea! And if you were my wife, I would drink it! Sir Winston ChurchillusMr. Churchill, you're drunk! Yes, I am; and you are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober. Sir Winston Churchill{yMr. Hussein, do you think it was wise to go to war with pilots who have played Nintendo for seven years? Dick LochermYMurphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.J. Danforth QuaylekiMy country right or wrong; when right, to keep her right; when wrong, to put her right. Carl SchurzMy dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. Steven Wrightk`My desk is not messy! It's just decaying into a lower energy level faster than everyone else's. AnonymousMy fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I've just signed legislation which outlaws Russia. The bombing begins in five minutes. Ronald Reagan& My good friend Trevor Brookly...PelenlMy horse was in the lead coming down the homestretch, when the caddie had to fall off. Samuel GoldwynMy house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. Steven Wright[MMy pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. Jean RostandwuNearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham LincolnNearly everyone is in favour of going to heaven but too many are hoping they'll live long enough to see an easing of the entrance requirements. Anonymous,%Necessity is the mother of invention.PlatowuNegotiation may cost far less than war, or infinitely more: for war cannot cost more than one's life. Klingon ProverbMKNever appeal to a man's better nature. he might not have one. AnonymousJ?Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference. AnonymousWLNever ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity. AnonymousNever chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it. Lyman BeecherA2Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Mathew BrownehXNever explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.Elbert Hubbard0 Never fight an inanimate object.P. J. O'RourkeHFNever hate you enemies, it affects you judgement. Michael CorleoneTINever have sex with anyone in the office. Always wait until you get home. Anonymous, Never judge a book by its movie. J.W. EaganNever play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. Nelson AlgrenJ?Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely. AnonymousqoNever sign a contract with someone whom you need to sign a contract with, but sign a contract anyhow. AnonymousiNever tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.General George S. PattonusNext to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. F. J. Raymond3Nice guys finish last.Manager of Brooklyn Dodgers&Nil Carborundum Illegitimi. AnonymousNixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has been exposing himself to the people of the United States. Frank Licht, then governor of Rhode Island, campaigning for McGovern in 1972zNo arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. Ronald ReaganNo evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble; the less favour, the less envy. Even in those cases which put us out of wits, it is not the loss itself, but the estimate of the loss that troubles us. Seneca(!No fool can be silent at a feast.Solon0No good deed goes unpunished.Clare Boothe Lucek^No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did he would cease to be an artist. Oscar WildeF1No law can be sacred to me but that of my nature.Ralph Waldo Emerson5 No legacy is so rich as honesty.William Shakespeare8+No man is rich enough to buy back his past. Oscar WildeigNo man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late. AnonymousNo man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. Henry Brooke Adams}No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. Andrew CarnegiehfNo man's life, liberty or property are safe while the Legislature is in session. Gideon J. TuckerOMNo matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. Turkish proverbJ7No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.Eleanor RooseveltWHNo one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. H. L. MenckenE3No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.Bertrand Russello^No person was ever honoured for what he received. Honour has been the reward for what he gave.Calvin CoolidgeaVNobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. Ron NesenpNobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own. Sydney HarrisdUNobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. Joe TheismannNobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. AnonymousNone are innocent. There are only those weak enough to believe they are, And those strong enough to revel in the knowledge they are not. AnonymousNormal is...spending all day in a sick building with windows that don't open and a thermostat that is seasonally dysfunctional in order to make the environment consistently comfy and user-friendly for the mainframe computer. Ellen GoodmanpnNot where I breathe, but where I love, I live; Not where I love, but where I am, I die. Robert SouthwellNote: I think it's interesting that of my five children both my fifteen year old daughter and her sixteen year old brother independently chose this as their favourite. AnonymousI>Nothing arouses more hope than the first four hours of a diet. AnonymouswNothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.Thomas JeffersonH3Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.Ralph Waldo EmersonNothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only if they are determined to be so. Charles DeGauller^Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.Martin Luther KingqoNothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. Jorge Luis BorgesD2Nothing is more common than unfulfilled potential.Howard HendrickslONothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.Georg Christoph LichtenbergJ>Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. Henry FordN6Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.John Kenneth Galbraith5(Nothing is so aggravating than calmness. Oscar WildePFNothing is sufficient for the person who finds sufficiency too little.Epicurus<1Nothing like faecal incontinence to clear a room. AnonymousNowadays, when opportunity knocks, you have to unlock both deadbolts, remove the chain, and turn off the burglar alarm... AnonymousE8Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. Kin HubbardNow, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know? ... I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.' George Bush, talking about drug abuse to a group of studentsNow we are trying to get unemployment to go up and I think we're going to succeed. Ronald ReaganO Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.9.Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. AnonymousZGObstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.E. Joseph Cossman_RObstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. Hannah MoreywObviously I didn't do better than last year. But I equalled it, which is good as doing better. Colin MontgomerieA?Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. AnonymousigOf course the US Constitution isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now. AnonymousOften, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. AnonymousOkay, our focus: Are babies bing Bred for Satanic Sacrifice ? Controversial to say the least. Unbelievable to say the least. Disgusting to say the least. We'll be rifht back ! Geraldo RiveraOh! A wondrous bird is the Pelican ! His beak holds more than his belican. He stores in his beak, Food enough for a week, But I'll be darned if I know how the helican. Dixon Larnier MerrittOh, and here comes Caddick to bowl again from the pavilion end again... well, I don't suppose he'll mind if I read the scores between his balls. Henry Blofeld, BBC RadioOh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania. Dorothy ParkerqoOn behalf of all of you, I want to express my appreciation for this tremendously warm recession. Ron Brown`ROn the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. George MikesDBOn the edge of destiny, you must test your strength. Billy BishopC5On the soft bed of luxury most kingdoms have expired. Edward YoungmkOn the whole human beings want to be good, but not to good and not quite all the time. George OrwellocOne does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. Andr GideOne essential to success is that you desire be an all-obsessing one, your thoughts and aims be co-ordinated, and your energy be concentrated and applied without letup. AnonymoustOne horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent. H. L. Mencken<+One lives in the hope of becoming a memory.Antonio Porchia6&One man with courage makes a majority.Andrew JacksonOne of the great arts of escaping superfluous uneasiness is to free our minds from the habit of comparing our conditions with those of life are more bountifully bestowed. AnonymousfNOne of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.John Kenneth Galbraithn]One of the pleasantest things in the world is going on a journey; but I like to go by myself.William HazlittB7One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie. Corneille[FOne should dies proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.Friedrich NietzscheOne sometimes finds advice about life in the oddest places. I saw a plastic bag the other day that warned me To avoid danger of suffocation, keep away from babies and small children. And they always seemed so cute and harmless! Fred WamsleyecOne was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague. Robert BurtonOne word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. J. Danforth Quayle`^Only aim to do your duty, and mankind will give you credit where you fail. Thomas Jefferson9-Only the winners decide what were war crimes. Gary Wills`TOnly those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason. Andr GideP=Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.Robert F. KennedyWKOnly those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. T.S. Eliot^NOpinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest violence.Hebrew Proverb][Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. Kyle ChandlerpnOpportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls, and looks like work. Thomas A. EdisonjYOrder your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.Sign in tailorsk[Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.Laurance PeterwkOssie said he was the man he wanted. I don't remember him from the World Cup but I am sure he impressed me. Alan SugarYDOur high respect for a well-read man is praise enough of literature.Ralph Waldo Emerson[JOur progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education.John F. KennedyOurs is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. General Omar BradleyOver-seriousness is a warning sign for mediocrity and bureaucratic thinking. People who are seriously committed to mastery and high performance are secure enough to lighten up.Michael J. Gelb?*Patience and fortitude conquer all things.Ralph Waldo Emerson?/Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.Samuel JohnsonigPeace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. AnonymousXVPeace is never a wall that separates, it is a bridge which unites. Dr. George CareyP>People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.Joseph F. NewtonL;People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision.John C. MaxwellPeople don't ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have one good, soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts. Robert Keith LeavittwgPeople need religion. It's a vehicle for a moral tradition. A crucial role. Nothing can take its place.Irving KristolkPeople that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.J. Danforth QuayleSHPeople seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for. AnonymousPeople who are against seats bemoan the lack of singing at Highbury but I remember 0-0 draws under Don Howe when there wasn't much singing either. Boyd HiltonjZPeople who cannot recognise a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilisation.Agnes ReppliermkPeople who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little. Jean Jacques Rousseau?4People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues. Anonymous{yPepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. Ad slogan Pepsi Comes Alive as originally translated into ChinesegTPerhaps it is better to be irresponsible and right than to be responsible and wrong.Winston Churchill%Petty laws breed great crimes.OuidaqfPhilosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. AnonymousecPhysics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money. Leon LedermanNLPick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. Jonathan KozolPlain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.Katherine HepburnODPlants do not have the power of locomotion except perhaps for kudzu. Anonymousb`Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is. Ashleigh Brilliant1&Please provide the date of your death. IRS form.q_Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.Nikita KhruschevPolitics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. Ronald ReaganlPolitics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.John Kenneth GalbraithSGPolitics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. Mao Zedong`QPolitics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people. Richard NixonPossessions, outward success, publicity, luxury--to me these have always been contemptible. I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life is best for every one, best for both the body and the mind. Albert EinsteinPower always has to be kept in check; power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous. William ProxmireJ>Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Lord Actoni\Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming. J.P. McEvoy9(Practice is the best of all instructors.Publilius SyrusgePrefer a loss to a dishonest gain; the one brings pain at the moment, the other for all time. ChiltonzxProfessor Anthony Clare: You were an only child. Do you know why? Uri Geller: My parents didn't have any other children.Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rich CookProper behavior means always giving the appearance of unperturbed grace. This appearance is much easier to achieve if you really don't care about anything. This is why people always seem to be on their best behavior right before they commit suicide... AnonymousD3Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.William Hazlitt[KPrudence which degenerates into timidity is very seldom the path to safety.Viscount Cecil?0Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Boies Penrose1Public speaking is very easy.J. Danforth QuaylePut not your trust in princes, bureaucrats or generals, they will plead expedience while spilling your blood from a safe distance. Niccol MachiavelliPut two or three men in positions of conflicting authority. This will force them to work at loggerheads, allowing you to be the ultimate arbiter. Franklin D. RooseveltPut your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert EinsteinywPsychiatrists say that one out of four people is mentally ill. Check three friends; if they're OK, you're it. AnonymousECQ: How do you spell onomatopoeia? A: The way it sounds. AnonymouslaQ: What do you get when you cross an Ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth. Anonymousb`Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teaches our children. J. Danforth QuayleRazors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; Drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You may as well live.Dorothy ParkerReligious Views of Life: Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening ? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Islam: If shit happens, it is the w AnonymousRe: Neil Gaiman, and Modern Comics The word `masturbate' was censored out of one of the stories. He said Karen Berger told him, `It is official policy. People don't masturbate in the DC universe.' To which Neil replied, `That's why they all wear funny corpReader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark TwainYWReading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. AnonymousC8Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. ConfuciusK)Simply the thing I am shall make me live.William Shakespeare][Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all. Oliver Wendell HolmesF+Since when was a genius found respectable ?Elizabeth Barret BrowningȑSir, are you going to fire the employee who made a mistake that cost the company $600,000?' No, I just spent $600,000 training him. Why would I want fire somebody with his experience? Tom WatsonqfSkiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. AnonymousD3Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.Fletcher Knebel42So little done, so much to do. Cecil RhodesaTSo unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else. Don MarquisC/Some call it evolution. And others call it God.William H. Carruth}{Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. Joseph HellerusSome men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say Why not? Robert F. KennedyqoSome people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?' AnonymousWLSome people march to the beat of a different drummer. And some people tango! AnonymousSomehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy scepticism of the powers of government to do good. Daniel MoynihanSomething told Dorothy she wasn't in Kansas anymore. Maybe it was the colour of the sky; maybe it was the smell in the air; maybe it was the road sign that said, Welcome to Missouri. Anonymous1"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Sigmund Freud>,Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood.Augusto Pinochet97Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. AnonymousrpSpeaking much is a sign of vanity, for he that is lavish with words is a niggard in deed. Sir Walter RaleighF.Spoken language is merely a series of squeaks.Alfred North WhiteheadyfStanding in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides.Margaret ThatcherC6Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W.C. FieldspnStatistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Aaron Levenstein53Status quo. Latin for the mess we're in. Anonymous7)Strength is a matter of the made-up mind. John Beecher9+Strength lies not in defence but in attack. Adolf HitlervaSuccess does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.George Bernard Shawg\Success in marriage is not so much finding the right person as it is being the right person. AnonymousC5Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. Adolf HitlerO>Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.Abraham LincolnwuTake a breath, Al... Inhale. J. Danforth Quayle politely cutting off Senator Al Gore during the VP Debate in AtlantaaUTake your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. Erica Jong9.Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. Euripidesg\Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike. AnonymousXJTelevision - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. Ernie KovacsTelevision is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. the most terrifying thing is what people do want. Clive BarnesZFTen people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.Napoleon BonaparteA,That government is best which governs least.Henry David ThoreaupnThat government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. Thomas JeffersonNLThat's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Neil ArmstrongThe academic community has in it the biggest concentration of alarmists, cranks and extremists this side of the giggle house. William F. Buckley Jr.M;The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.Thomas Jefferson|hThe American people would not want to know of any misquotes that J. Danforth Quayle may or may not make.J. Danforth QuayleO@The art of becoming wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. William JamesThe avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote. Ambassador Kosh Naranek of the Vorlon Empire, Babylon 5The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse.Carlos CastanedasqThe basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. Henry Louis MenckenThe best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. Theodore Roosevelt7"The best is the enemy of the good.Francis M. VoltaireTEThe best use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts life. William JamesRAThe best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.Abraham LincolnThe Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma. Abraham LincolnThe big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability to have enclaves of people living in the greatest misery without almost noticing them. Gunnar MyrdalRPThe breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. Nick SeitzB@The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. Don HeroldK=The camera cannot lie. But it can be an accessory to untruth. Harold EvansThe car has become an item of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound. Marshall McLuhanThe caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at. George Bush, on the Alaska pipelineuaThe case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.Ashleigh BrilliantdJThe Cavaliers (Wrong but Wromantic); the Roundheads (Right but Repulsive).W.C.Sellar & R.J.Yeatman1!The cheerful loser is the winner.Elbert HubbardjYThe chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.Cyril Parkinson`^The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as good cooks go, she went. Saki H. H. MunroThe couple of times I've played with cornettos, the finger holes seemed completely irrelevant to what note came out the end. Bill SommerfeldNBThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Ellen ParrThe danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway. Bernard AvishaiThe death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and under-nourishment. Robert HutchinsX3The greatest threat towards future is indifference. Anonymous;9The harder you work, the luckier you get. Gary PlayerThe hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain, to show them that we love them, not when we feel like it, but when they do. Nan Fairbrother^IThe heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic.William E GladstoneB7The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. AnonymousThe Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.J. Danforth QuaylevThe human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity. The rest is overhead for the operating system. AnonymousRPThe human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. Mark TwainSHThe human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous^OThe hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. Mother TeresaThe idea that 'the public interest' supersedes private interests and rights can have but one meaning: that the interests and rights of some individuals take precedence over the interests and rights of others.Ayn Rand[JThe illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.Henry Kissingerl]The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. Aaron Machado@/The important thing is not to stop questioning.Albert EinsteinThe inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.Sir Winston ChurchillcaThe injury to a man, must be such, that we need not fear his Vengeance. Niccolo MachiavelliZEThe invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.Ralph Waldo EmersonQ@The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.Daniel MoynihanYWThe key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority. Kenneth BlanchardThe law is not a light for you or any man to see by; the law is not an instrument of any kind. The law is a causeway upon which so long as he keeps to it a citizen may walk safely. Robert BoltThe lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own. Herbert George WellsThe liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. George Bernard ShawtrThe life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another. James Matthew BarrieMKThe light at the end of the tunnel is usually a No Exit sign. Anonymous<:The little I know, I owe to my ignorance. Sacha GuitryThe longer I live, the more convincing proofs I see of this truth: that God governs in the affairs of men. And if a sparrow cannot fall to the ground without His notice, is it probable that an empire can rise without his aid? Benjamin FranklinThe longer you stay in the mall, the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs on the mall public-address system, and many of these songs can damage children emotionally. For example: Frosty the Snowman is about a snowman who befriends  Dave BarryThe Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. David McIntosh`'The loss of life will be irreplaceable.7J. Danforth Quayle (after the San Francisco earthquake)USThe Loyalists say they won't just lie down and walk away. Dennis Murray, BBC1The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with the most brilliant single mind, but rather the man who can best co-ordinate the brains and talents of his associates. W. Alton JonesThe man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take.C. Northcote ParkinsontbThe man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.Thomas JeffersonP?The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.Chinese Proverb:0The measure of a man is what he does with power.PittacusSBThe mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it.Bernard de VototrThe missus says that if someone in the street doesn't recognise me, I go back and tell them who I am. Ron AtkinsonThe modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth GalbraithIGThe more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. Anonymous[YThe more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. George Bernard Shaw\PThe most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. Zig Ziglar{gThe most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.Theodore RooseveltM:The most important thing about having goals is having one.Geoffrey F. AbertThe most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. Brandan Behan^MThe most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.Albert EinsteinThe most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. Nathaniel BorensteinmThe most successful politician is he who says what everybody is thinking most often and in the loudest voice.Theodore RooseveltWLThe most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed. AnonymousxeThe nation will find it very hard to look up to the leaders who are keeping their ears to the ground.Winston ChurchillThe National Debt is a very Good Thing and to pay it off would be dangerous, for fear of Political Economy. W. C. Sellar & R. J. YeatmansThe news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - and they know it. Fred FriendlyQOThe nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from. AnonymousVKThe number you have dialled is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again. AnonymousThe office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the opportunity to work out happiness for themselves. W. E. ChanningaRThe older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. H. L. Mencken]RThe one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. AnonymousPAThe only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. Salvador DaliE7The only modest thing about Chris Eubank is his talent. Simon BarnesN>The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.Donald KendallgZThe only reason we're seven-and-oh is because is because we've won all seven of our games. Dave GarciaE6The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. Wilson MiznerE.The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.Franklin D. Roosevelt]RThe only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom. Anonymous}hThe optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.James Branch CabellusThe optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it. J. Robert OppenheimerThe other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright@>The paper burns, but the words fly away. Ben Joseph AkibaO@The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there. L. P. HartleyigThe pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. Carl JungThe philosophy exam was a piece of cake - which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. AnonymousThe predicate here is more openness, asserted a White House official who asked not to be identified. Anonymous White House officialRThe President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive.QJ. Danforth Quayle speaking to oil spill clean-up workers at Prince William Sound@)The price of greatness is responsibility.Sir Winston ChurchillomThe price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it most of the time. Milton FriedmanThe principal fact of life is, of course, death. Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective... P.J. O'Rourke^SThe purpose of time is to keep everything from happening at once. It's not working. Anonymous^\The pursuit of perfection, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light. Matthew ArnoldThe quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavour. Vince LombardivThe question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.E. W. Dijkstraq`The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them.Donald P. JonesThe reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.George Bernard ShawThe relationship between commitment and doubt is by no means an antagonistic one. Commitment is healthiest when it not without doubt but in spite of doubt. Rollo MayThe release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.Albert Ei