Big Brother	1	1	After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van. Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases.  How can his brother Rodney even think of getting a real job
Go West Young Man	1	2	Rodney's depressed.  His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl.  Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year, cue his smooth friend Boycle and a very dodgy deal
Cash and Curry	1	3	Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever.  All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... Trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare
The Second Time Around	1	4	Del's rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again.  Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands.
A Slow Bus To Chingford	1	5	Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest moneymaking scam. Trotter's Ethnic Tours
The Russians are Coming	1	6	The threat of Nuclear war looms over Peckham.  What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One things guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter
Christmas Crackers	1	7	It's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all round - Grandad's cooking Christmas dinner! Trouble is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom.  Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club beckon
The Long Legs Of The Law	2	1	Streuth! Rodders besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman
Ashes To Ashes	2	2	Del's busy selling Trig's gran's genuine antique urns.  Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Grandad's last resting place
A Losing Streak	2	3	Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen...But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?
No Greater Love	2	4	Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released
The Yellow Peril	2	5	Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney 'Leonardo' Trotter?
It Never Rains	2	6	The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish Police
A Touch Of Glass	2	7	Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service
Diamonds Are For Heather	2	8	It's Christmas in Peckham and Del's fallen hook, line and sinker for the lovely Heather
Homesick	3	1	Lugging the shopping up those 12 flights of stairs is proving too much for Grandad.  The doctor recommends a new councll bungalow for the Trotter dynasty.  Over to Rodney, the new chairman of the Housing Committee
Healthy Competition	3	2	Rodney's decided to go it alone and leave Peckham's own multinational conglomerate - Trotter's Independent Trading.  By the end of the week he's already cornered the market in used lawn mower engines
Friday the 14th	3	3	Del, Rodney and Grandad are Cornwall bound to Boycie's cottage and a spot of salmon poaching. Should be a doddle of a weekend's jolly, If you leave out the bit about the mad axe salmon fisherman killer who's just escaped from the local institute
Yesterday Never Comes	3	4	Del's into art dealing in a big way, especially when it involves a 'posh tart' like the glamorous Miranda.  Has she really been wooed by his tequila sunsets or are her motives rather more mercinary?
May The Force Be With You	3	5	A ripple of panic runs through the Nag's head. Del's old school enemy Slater is back in town, hell bent on revenge and brandishing his police badge.
Wanted	3	6	Watch out! The Peckham Pouncer's about! Surely there must be some mistake? Try telling that to Rodders, London's most wanted criminal
Who's A Pretty Boy?	3	7	Move over Leonardo! The Trotter decorating business is on the roll again.  This time they're just doing a favour for Denzil.  Their instructions are simple enough: Don't eat the fruit or turn on the TV and stay out of the kitchen
Thicker Than Water	3	8	Tis certainly the season to be jolly and it's Grand Marnier and grapefruit all round when Del and Rodney's dad comes back to the fold after 18 years.  Until he begins to cast doubt on Del's filial integrity, that is
Happy Returns	4	1	Rodney's going out with Debbie, the girl from the local newsagent.  Meanwhile, Del has met June, a girl he was engaged to twenty years earlier. When Del discovers that Debbie is June's daughter, he thinks that he must be her father
Strained Relations	4	2	It's the day of Grandad's funeral.  Some of Del's relatives from North London arrive, bringing with them Grandad's brother Albert.  When the funeral is over, Albert discovers he's been left behind.  Del suggests that he stays with him and Rodney
Hole In One	4	3	It's the worst winter in two million years and Rodney's gone and spent the last of the Trotters' money on a vanload of suntan oil.  Trotter's Independent Traders is heading for lean times, Then Uncle Albert falls through an open trapdoor
It's Only Rock And Roll	4	4	Rodney has joined a local pop group. With no instruments and no talent, Del suggests they're heading for sod all rather than the Albert Hall. However, that doesn't stop him from using the group as part of a scheme to make a bit of money
Sleeping Dogs Lie	4	5	Boycie and Marlene are off to the Seychelles for a fortnight's holiday.  Del agrees to look after their dog Duke, while they're away.  Next morning, Duke won't wake up, so Del and Rodney rush him off to see a vet.
Watching The Girls Go By	4	6	Rodney bets Mickey Pearce "fifty" that he'll be taking a girl to the next 'do' at the Nag's Head.  The trouble is, Rodney doesn't have anyone to take. Del buys the bet off Rodney and pays a stripper friend of his to chat Rodney up
As One Door Closes	4	7	Del cons Denzil out of his redundancy money and invests the proceeds in a consignment of hooky "louvry" doors.  The deal goes wrong and Del has to find a way of recouping his losses before Denzil's brothers catch up with him.
To Hull And Back	4	8	It sounded pretty Kushti. £15,000 to collect some diamonds from Amsterdam for Boycie and Abdul - with just a few snags.  There's some dodgy geezer called Van Cleef at the Dutch end, Chief Inspector Slater and his boys in blue back home.
From Prussia With Love	5	1	When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's head she's definately in distress - and nine months pregnant at that.  Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycle and Marlene's dreams of a child?
The Miracle Of Peckham	5	2	When a statue of the Madonna at a local church seems to be shedding tears, Del sees a way to make some easy money.  He has no idea why the miracle only happens when it's raining-and he's keeping very quiet about the pile of lead sheets in his garage!
The Longest Night	5	3	A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick.  What's worse - Del sold him a duff watch down the local market
Tea For Three	5	4	Look Out! Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red - literally! He'll hardly wow Trigger's niece, Lisa with his looks now, But revenge should certainly be sweet when he volunteers Del for a spot of hang gliding
Video Nasty	5	5	Rodney becomes involved in a local video project.  Mickey Pearce wants to get out the 'casting couch' while Del sees a chance of some easy money making wedding videos.  What could possibly go wrong?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?	5	6	Jumbo Mills, who was Del's partner many years earlier, returns from Australia to visit his old haunts. He tries to talk Del into going 'down under' to front his used car business
A Royal Flush	5	7	When Del discovers that Rodney's new girlfriend Victoria is a Duke's daughter, he starts planning the wedding and dreaming of riches
The Frog's Legacy	5	8	Del's latest business venture, involving "state-of-the-ark" computers, isn't going well. Then Trigger's Aunt Renee tells him about an old friend of his mother who hid a fortune of stolen bullion before dying. Del decides to look for the lost gold
Dates	5	9	Del goes to a computer dating agency and meets Raquel.  She tells him that she's an actress-he tells her that he's a company tycoon with branches in London and New York. Rodney takes nervous Nerys out for a drive and gets more than he bargained for.
Yuppy Love	6	1	80's fever is spreading fast! Del boy's on the up and into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy sorts. Armed with his filofax and briefcase he's ready to take on the city. Meanwhile, Rodney's on the pull with a classy new bird called Cassandra
Danger UXD	6	2	Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing.  The only problem is that 'Lusty Linda' and 'Erotic Estelle' are not exactly what he had in mind
Chain Gang	6	3	It's the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity of buying 250 18 carat gold chains from a retired jeweller, Arnie, Del can't resist. Hastily a multi-million dollar business consortium is formed. Everything goes OK until Arnie's taken ill
The Unlucky Winner Is	6	4	Rodney's won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean courtesy of Del and the Megaflakess drawing competiion.  The only snag is he's got to pretend he's fourteen years old all week.  Then the skateboarding and breakdancing competitions begin
Sickness And Wealth	6	5	While excruciating Stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! So, it's going to require some nifty plotting by Rodney and Uncle Albert to visit the dreaded D Word
Little Problems	6	6	With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Cassandra's father's firm and impending marriage, Rodney's on the up.  Del's even promised to take care of his flat deposit.  Only problem is, Del's got himself into bother with the Driscoll brothers
The Jolly Boy's Outing	6	7	Del organises the annual "Jolly Boy's Outing" to Margate. En route, Rodney gets arrested and the coach blows up.  Stranded, Del and Rodney look for night life. At a local club, Del recognizes the magicians assistant-It's Raquel
Rodney Come Home	6	8	Cassandra is working hard to gain promotion and Rodney is feeling neglected as a result. After a big row, Rodney leaves home and returns to the Trotter's flat.  Rodney wants to make his wife jealous, so he arranges a date with Tanya
The Sky's The Limit	7	1	Cassandra has been spending a week in Spain. When Alan asks Rodney to pick her up from the Airport, Del suggests a romantic night in a hotel, unfortunately, the Airport is in chaos and her flight is diverted. Is Del's new Satellite Dish responsible?
Chance Of A Lunchtime	7	2	Raquel is hoping her audition will bring her acting success . While she gets her chance of fame, Rodney loses his job in true plonker style.  Raquel's career , however,is put on hold when she finds out she is pregnant
Stage Fright	7	3	Del gets the chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms for an old friend for £600. With Raquel dusting of her vocal chords and Trig's mate Tony Angelino, waiting in the wings, everything's sorted until Del discovers Tony's singing problem
The Class of '62	7	4	A reunion in the Nag's Head signal Slater's return to Peckham after years in the nick. But why has he decided to come back to Peckham?. Just as Trig,Del,Boycie,Denzil begin to believe he has changed his ways, Del discovers the reason he come back
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle	7	5	Del attempts to pamper the pregnant Raquel by buying a bargain banger from Boycie and take on Rodney as Director of Commercial Development. As Rodney starts work, Albert returns from the over 60's club bruised and battered, Has he really been mugged?
Three Men, A Woman and A Baby	7	6	Del's about to become a father but even that can't cheer Rodney-the-vegetarian up. Maybe one of Del's new Ponytail wigs could enhance his image in Cassandra's eyes
Miami Twice 1: The American Dream	7	7	Rodney gets some money from the printing firm's pension fund.  Del suggests that Rodney takes Cassandra to Miami for a romantic holiday. Rodney books it, but then finds out she can't go. Del volunteers to go in her place
Miami Twice 2: Oh To Be In England	7	8	After less than a day in Miami, Del and Rodney have had their Camera, Luggage and Money Stolen. They meet some nice guys at a night club and are offered a place to stay. Later they discover that the guys are gangsters and find themselves on the run
Mother Nature's Son	7	9	Del hatches a scheme to make money selling "Peckham Spring Water". When the spring in question can't supply enough water to meet demand, Del decides to use tap water instead
Fatal Extraction	7	10	Del is having trouble with his teeth and Raquel is giving him grief about his night activities. Seeing that he is not going to change his ways, She leaves him. Del revels in freedom at first but soon starts to miss her and tries to get her back
Heroes and Villains	8	1	Raquel decides to visit her parents for the weekend and Del persuades Rodney to go to a publicans party. He is horrified when he realises it's fancy dress and Del has hired Batman and Robin costumes.  En route, they save a councillor from a mugging
Modern Men	8	2	Rodney needs a proper job, Del decides that he should do the buying and Rodney should do the selling as 'Head of Sales'. However, Rodney has more important problems when he hears that Cassandra has been rushed to Hospital
Time On Our Hands	8	3	Raquel invites her parents to a dinner party and is worried what they will think.  Del talks her dad into looking at his stock. An old pocket watch which has been lying around for years, proves the means by which a prediction finally comes true