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(Y/N) ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and Definitions  ¬'2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.  ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World ¼'2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!! DOnline Happenings ðA clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain. \Murphy's Laws on combat A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works. lMurphy's Laws on technology ‰A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. lMurphy's Laws on technology  A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.  lMurphy's Laws on technology$ ÄA mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.$ ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World(  A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.( TMurphy's Laws on love, YA meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost., lMurphy's Laws on technology0 ùA Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.0 \Murphy's Laws on combat4 A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.4 \Murphy's Laws on combat8 A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.8 \Murphy's Laws on combat< AA truly great BBS is either illegal, immoral, or long distance from you.< ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line world@ yA woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.@ TMurphy's Laws on loveD ˆAccess denied--nah nah na nah nah!D xHow user interaction should beH After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.H lMurphy's Laws on technologyL øAir defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.L \Murphy's Laws on combatP )Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.P \Murphy's Laws on combatT ”All computers wait at the same speed.T DOnline HappeningsX ¨All great discoveries are made by mistake.X lMurphy's Laws on technology\ „All or any of the above combined.\ \Murphy's Laws on combat` pAll the good ones are taken.` TMurphy's Laws on loved üAll things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.d lMurphy's Laws on technologyh TAll's well that ends.h lMurphy's Laws on technologyl èAll-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.l \Murphy's Laws on combatp ÀAlways draw your curves, then plot your reading.p lMurphy's Laws on technologyt An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.t lMurphy's Laws on technologyx ÁAny circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.x lMurphy's Laws on technology| ´Any given program, when running, is obsolete.| lMurphy's Laws on technology€ 9Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.€ lMurphy's Laws on technology„ ôAny simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.„ lMurphy's Laws on technologyˆ )Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.ˆ lMurphy's Laws on technologyŒ ¤Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.Œ |Murphy's Laws on general topics ØAnything you do can get you killed, including nothing. \Murphy's Laws on combat” ÜAs a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.” ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World˜ èAs soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.˜ \Murphy's Laws on combatœ ¤ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!œ xHow user interaction should be  9Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.  TMurphy's Laws on love¤ °B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.¤ \Murphy's Laws on combat¨ ÈBad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..¨ ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and Definitions¬ ÌBeer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.¬ \Murphy's Laws on combat° ABefore you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.° TMurphy's Laws on love´ |Best file compression around: ´ xHow user interaction should be¸ Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.¸ \Murphy's Laws on combat¼ ¨Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.¼ TMurphy's Laws on loveÀ äBUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!À ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and DefinitionsÄ aBuild a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.Ä lMurphy's Laws on technologyÈ ØC:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.È ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and DefinitionsÌ ìCombat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.Ì \Murphy's Laws on combatРÄComputers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.Р¬The True Definitions of the Computing WorldÔ ÙComputers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. 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For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.ì \Murphy's Laws on combatð €DOS=HIGH, and so are it's users.ð ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and Definitionsô ÄEnough research will tend to support your theory.ô `Murphy's Law of Researchø ¸Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...ø xHow user interaction should beü ÌError reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)ü xHow user interaction should be ÌError: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and Definitions ÔEthernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny. ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World ÈEvery command which can be misunderstood, will be. \Murphy's Laws on combat  ´Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.  TMurphy's Laws on love ŒEvery solution breeds new problems. |Murphy's Laws on general topics œEverything takes longer than you think. |Murphy's Laws on general topics œEverything that goes up must come down. lMurphy's Laws on technology Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ. \Murphy's Laws on combat  ÜExceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.  \Murphy's Laws on combat$ IField experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.$ \Murphy's Laws on combat( Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.( lMurphy's Laws on technology, °Five second fuzes always burn three seconds., \Murphy's Laws on combat0 QFor every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)0 \Murphy's Laws on combat4 ÄFortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.4 \Murphy's Laws on combat8 XFriendly fire - isn't.8 \Murphy's Laws on combat< IGive all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a < lMurphy's Laws on technology@ ÈHidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS@ ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and DefinitionsD dHit any user to continue.D xHow user interaction should beH ùHowever the modem comes set from the factory, it will be the WRONG way to work on your machine.H ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line worldL ÑIf a file takes more than 30 minutes to download, someone in your house will pick up the phone within the last 15 seconds.L ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line worldP ÄIf an experiment works, something has gone wrong.P lMurphy's Laws on technologyT ÌIf anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.T |Murphy's Laws on general topicsX ÐIf at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.X \Murphy's Laws on combat\ )If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.\ lMurphy's Laws on technology` 1If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.` ¬The True Definitions of the Computing Worldd If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.d \Murphy's Laws on combath qIf everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.h |Murphy's Laws on general topicsl ÈIf it flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.l \Murphy's Laws on combatp ÀIf it seems too good to be true, it probably is.p TMurphy's Laws on lovet ¸If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.t lMurphy's Laws on technologyx ´If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.x \Murphy's Laws on combat| ÙIf mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.| lMurphy's Laws on technology€ áIf only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.€ \Murphy's Laws on combat„ aIf the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.„ TMurphy's Laws on loveˆ ¤If the enemy is within range, so are you.ˆ \Murphy's Laws on combatŒ If the enemy is in range so are you.Œ \Murphy's Laws on combat äIf the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1) TMurphy's Laws on love” ØIf the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.” \Murphy's Laws on combat˜ éIf there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.˜ |Murphy's Laws on general topicsœ áIf there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.œ lMurphy's Laws on technology  !If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.  \Murphy's Laws on combat¤ IIf you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.¤ \Murphy's Laws on combat¨ ØIf you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.¨ lMurphy's Laws on technology¬ ìIf you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.¬ \Murphy's Laws on combat° IIf you DO follow the advice of more experienced modemers and use a totally different password on every BBS you call, you will forget the password of the board where your date has left a message telling you where to meet them tonight.° ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line world´ ÑIf you fail to follow the advice of more experienced modemers and use the same password on every BBS you call, someone will steal your password and make lewd comments about the sysop's mother on the boards you WERE on.´ ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line world¸ If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.¸ |Murphy's Laws on general topics¼ ‘If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.¼ \Murphy's Laws on combatÀ ôIf your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.À \Murphy's Laws on combatÄ ÐIf your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.Ä \Murphy's Laws on combatÈ IIf your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.È \Murphy's Laws on combatÌ 9If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.Ì \Murphy's Laws on combatР™In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday.РlMurphy's Laws on technologyÔ ±In Win95 you can start a DOS-box; but how the hell do you start a Win95-box under DOS?Ô ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and DefinitionsØ ŒIncoming fire has the right of way.Ø \Murphy's Laws on combatÜ tInterchangeable parts aren't.Ü \Murphy's Laws on combatà !It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.à TMurphy's Laws on loveä YIt is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.ä |Murphy's Laws on general topicsè QIt is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingeniousè |Murphy's Laws on general topicsì øIt's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed ì \Murphy's Laws on combatð ÄKilling for peace is like screwing for virginity.ð \Murphy's Laws on combatô Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.ô |Murphy's Laws on general topicsø àLeft to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.ø |Murphy's Laws on general topicsü àLeft to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.ü |Murphy's Laws on general topics yLogic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. lMurphy's Laws on technology pLove is a hole in the heart. TMurphy's Laws on love èLove is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. TMurphy's Laws on love  ÔLove is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  TMurphy's Laws on love äLove is the delusion that one woman differs from another. TMurphy's Laws on love ¤Love your neighbor, but don't get caught. TMurphy's Laws on love aMake it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. \Murphy's Laws on combat ¤Military Intelligence is a contradiction. \Murphy's Laws on combat  Mines are equal opportunity weapons.  \Murphy's Laws on combat$ 9Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.$ TMurphy's Laws on love( dMother nature is a bitch.( |Murphy's Laws on general topics, LMurphy was a grunt., \Murphy's Laws on combat0 YMurphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value0 |Murphy's Laws on general topics4 øMy software never has bugs. It just develops random features.4 ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World8 „Napalm is an area support weapon.8 \Murphy's Laws on combat< ¤Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.< |Murphy's Laws on general topics@ ÜNever argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.@ TMurphy's Laws on loveD ÈNever draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.D \Murphy's Laws on combatH ðNever forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.H \Murphy's Laws on combatL ôNever lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.L TMurphy's Laws on loveP ÜNever share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.P \Murphy's Laws on combatT ¸Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.T TMurphy's Laws on loveX Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.X \Murphy's Laws on combat\ ÜNever tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.\ \Murphy's Laws on combat` ˆNew systems generate new problems.` lMurphy's Laws on technologyd tNice guys(girls) finish last.d TMurphy's Laws on loveh ÀNo combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.h \Murphy's Laws on combatl ÀNo inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.l \Murphy's Laws on combatp No matter what solution you devise to fix a problem with your modem, it will lead to the creation of at least four other problems.p ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line worldt No matter how neutral the topic, your message will offend SOMEONE.t ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line worldx äNo matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.x \Murphy's Laws on combat| œNo OPLAN ever survives initial contact.| \Murphy's Laws on combat€ ±Nobody you talk to online is ever as wealthy, smart, or beautiful as they claim to be.€ ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line world„ ÔNothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.„ lMurphy's Laws on technologyˆ |Nothing is as easy as it looks.ˆ |Murphy's Laws on general topicsŒ ‘Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.Œ lMurphy's Laws on technology ÄOdd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one. \Murphy's Laws on combat” One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.” \Murphy's Laws on combat˜  One good turn gets most of the blankets.˜ TMurphy's Laws on loveœ ¤Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...œ xHow user interaction should be  ¨Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!  xHow user interaction should be¤ yProfessional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.¤ \Murphy's Laws on combat¨ QQuantization Revision of Murphy's Laws: Everything goes wrong all at once.¨ |Murphy's Laws on general topics¬ iRadar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).¬ \Murphy's Laws on combat° ÈRadios will fail as soon as you need fire support.° \Murphy's Laws on combat´ °RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.´ ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World¸ ˆReal programmers don't document. ¸ Œ it should be hard to understand.""¸ ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World¼ lRecoilless rifles - aren't.¼ \Murphy's Laws on combatÀ 9Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.À TMurphy's Laws on loveÄ ¼Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.Ä TMurphy's Laws on loveÈ àShell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...È ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and DefinitionsÌ ¬Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....Ì xHow user interaction should beР°Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.Р\Murphy's Laws on combatÔ  Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.Ô lMurphy's Laws on technologyØ ˜Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)Ø ÀThe Real Error Messages, Excuses and DefinitionsÜ ™Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.Ü \Murphy's Laws on combatà hSuppressive fires - won't.à \Murphy's Laws on combatä Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.ä \Murphy's Laws on combatè ATechnology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.è lMurphy's Laws on technologyì ±Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.ì lMurphy's Laws on technologyð éThe amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.ð TMurphy's Laws on loveô 9The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.ô lMurphy's Laws on technologyø 1The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.ø TMurphy's Laws on loveü ÉThe bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.ü \Murphy's Laws on combat ¸The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue. \Murphy's Laws on combat The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance. \Murphy's Laws on combat ÁThe complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. \Murphy's Laws on combat  lThe crucial round is a dud.  \Murphy's Laws on combat YThe day after you buy the fastest new modem, they will change the standard so that your modem can only talk to modems of the same brand (only 100 of which were ever sold). ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line world  The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. ¬The True Definitions of the Computing World ÁThe degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management. lMurphy's Laws on technology tThe easy way is always mined. \Murphy's Laws on combat  äThe enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.  \Murphy's Laws on combat$ ¸The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:( X'- when they're ready., L'- when you're not., \Murphy's Laws on combat0 ÄThe enemy never watches until you make a mistake.0 \Murphy's Laws on combat4 ÑThe enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.4 \Murphy's Laws on combat8 The factory will ship the wrong manual with your modem and you will spend hours finding and setting dip switches that aren't even on your modem.8 ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line world< ¼The first myth of management is that it exists.< lMurphy's Laws on technology@ The first time you forget to scan your file downloads for viruses will be the first time in your life you'll actually get a virus.@ ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line worldD The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.D \Murphy's Laws on combatH )The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.H \Murphy's Law of CopiersL ‘The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.L \Murphy's Laws on combatP AThe more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.P lMurphy's Laws on technologyT ±The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.T \Murphy's Laws on combatX ±The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.X \Murphy's Laws on combat\ èThe Murphy Philosophy: Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.\ |Murphy's Laws on general topics` iThe newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.` \Murphy's Laws on combatd äThe nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.d TMurphy's Laws on loveh ÀThe one item you need is always in short supply.h \Murphy's Laws on combatl œThe only perfect science is hind-sight.l lMurphy's Laws on technologyp The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.p \Murphy's Laws on combatt The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.t lMurphy's Laws on technologyx )The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.x \Murphy's Laws on combat| éThe primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.| lMurphy's Laws on technology€ 9The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.€ TMurphy's Laws on love„ IThe self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).„ \Murphy's Laws on combatˆ aThe seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.ˆ \Murphy's Laws on combatŒ ¤The side with the simplest uniforms wins.Œ \Murphy's Laws on combat The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want. \Murphy's Laws on combat” The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.” \Murphy's Laws on combat˜  The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.˜ \Murphy's Laws on combatœ ÌThere is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.œ \Murphy's Laws on combat  aThere is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.  TMurphy's Laws on love¤ ¤There is no such thing as a perfect plan.¤ \Murphy's Laws on combat¨ ÈThere is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.¨ \Murphy's Laws on combat¬ ¼There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.¬ \Murphy's Laws on combat° €Things get worse under pressure.° xMurphy's Law of Thermodynamics´ 9Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.´ \Murphy's Laws on combat¸ ÜThings which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.¸ \Murphy's Laws on combat¼ üThose who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.¼ \Murphy's Laws on combatÀ To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.À lMurphy's Laws on technologyÄ ñTo spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.Ä lMurphy's Laws on technologyÈ ñTo steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.È \Murphy's Laws on combatÌ \Tracers work both ways.Ì \Murphy's Laws on combatРáTry to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.Р\Murphy's Laws on combatÔ éUnder the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases.Ô lMurphy's Laws on technologyØ pWalking point = sniper bait.Ø \Murphy's Laws on combatÜ èWe don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.Ü lMurphy's Laws on technologyà XWeather ain't neutral.à \Murphy's Laws on combatä yWhen a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.ä TMurphy's Laws on loveè ¬When all else fails, read the instructions.è lMurphy's Laws on technologyì AWhen both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.ì \Murphy's Laws on combatð ŒWhen in doubt, empty your magazine.ð \Murphy's Laws on combatô aWhen reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.ô \Murphy's Laws on combatø ÄWhen the lights are out, all women are beautiful.ø TMurphy's Laws on loveü When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: ‘the two cars are going in opposite directions they will always meet at the bridge. tMurphy's Law of the Open Road  When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. \Murphy's Laws on combat ÁWhen you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night. \Murphy's Laws on combat  ¡Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.  lMurphy's Laws on technology !Whenever a caller has problems using the BBS, the user will insist the problem is on the sysop's side and the sysop will insist the problem is on the caller's side. ˆMurphy's Laws on the on-line world AWhenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. |Murphy's Laws on general topics ¹Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. 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