Gunfight At The OK Launderette	1	1	Terry gets caught up in the hostilities when a group of black militants decide to hold an Italian wedding party hostage.  Arthur sees a chance for a 'nice little earner' selling the story to the tabloid press.	Dave King
Bury My Half At Waltham Green	1	2	Terry is minding an ex-con who knows where the loot from a robbery is hidden.	Tony Selby, Nicky Henson, Kenneth Cope
The Smaller They Are	1	3	Arthur has problems with some 'funny money'	
A Tethered Goat	1	4	Terry is minding an Arab banker.	
The Bounty Hunter	1	5	A young widow is swindled out of her savings by a con merchant.  Terry and Arthur come to the rescue.	June Ritchie, Christopher Biggins, Derek Jacobi
Aces High - And Sometimes Very Low	1	6	A professional gambler is mugged and his winnings are stolen. He asks Arthur and Terry to help him to recover the money.	Anthony Valentine
The Bengal Tiger	1	7	Arthur and Terry help an Indian newsagent who's having trouble with his young daughter.	Saeed Jaffrey
Come in T-64, Your Time Is Ticking Away	1	8	Arthur is part-owner of a minicab firm.  When its cars and drivers come under attack. Terry is given the job of finding out who's responsible.	Alfred Burke, Diana Malin
Monday Night Fever	1	9	Arthur tells a beautiful young girl that he's going to make her a singing star.  Unfortunately, she can't sing.	Sheila White, Brian Croucher
The Dessert Song	1	10	Terry intervenes to stop a mugging. As a result, he and Arthur become involved in a battle over a restaurant.	Diane Keen
You Gotta Have Friends	1	11	Arthur does a favour for an old friend and 'it all goes pear-shaped'	George Baker, Deborah Grant
National Pelmet	2	1	Terry just wants a quiet day at the seaside, but he ends up 'minding' a racehorse. Meanwhile, Arthur is busy trying to sell a lorryload of dodgy pottery figurines.	Liza Goddard, Jeremy Young
Whose Wife Is It Anyway?	2	2	Arthur''s old friend Alex is beaten up and has to go into hospital. Terry is given the job of 'minding' Alex's antique shop.	David Daker, Alan Lewis
You Lose Some, You Win Some	2	3	Maurice the gambler asks Terry and Arthur to help him organise a gambling school.	Anthony Valentine, Lynda Baron
Don't Tell Them Willie Boy Was Here	2	4	Terry gets involved with a boxer who's planning to make a comeback.	Paul Barber, Alfred Marks, Jackie Collins
Not A Bad Lad, Dad	2	5	A nine year old boy claims that Terry is his father.	Sharon Duce, Warren O'Neill
The Beer Hunter	2	6	One of Arthur's old friends comes to London for 'a night on the town'	Brian Glover
A Nice Little Wine	2	7	Arthur buys some wine, then his supplier is robbed and Arthur's 'in the frame'	Burt Kwouk
All Mod Cons	2	8	Terry has problems with a couple of squatters. Meanwhile, Arthur is trying to sell Terry's flat without telling him.	Toyah Wilcox, Tony Osoba
Diamonds Are A Girl's Worst Enemy	2	9	Terry is in trouble after a Mercedes he's supposed to be keeping an eye on is stolen.  The car contains a small fortune in diamonds and Terry begins to suspect it's an 'inside job'.	Ann Lynn, Tony Selby
The Old School Tie	2	10	One of Terry's old school pals escapes from prison and expects Terry to provide him with a hiding place.	
All About Scoring, Innit?	2	11	Terry has to look after a football player.	Adrienne Posta
Caught In The Act, Fact	2	12	Terry is minding a lady magistrate when he gets arrested for shoplifting.	Glyn Houston
A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The Back	2	13	Two men who claim to be farmers ask Arthur to help them to repossess a bull. Terry has to deal with problems at a strip club.	Diana Malin
Dead Men Do Tell Tales	3	1	Arthur agrees to look after a coffin containing the body of a jewel thief. He decides to store the body in Terry's flat. Terry thinks that his rock singer girlfriend has been smoking grass.	Harry Fowler, Suzi Quatro
You Need Hands	3	2	Terry has an injured hand, so Arthur hires another minder to look after a diamond shipment.  He comes to wish he hadn't.	Mike Reid, Julian Holloway
Rembrandt Doesn't Live Here Anymore	3	3	Arthur gets involved in the art world.	George Sewell
Looking For Mickey	3	4	An old friend of Terry's escapes from prison and hides out in the strip club where Terry's working. Arthur thinks he's on to a 'nice little earner' selling the story to a Fleet Street newspaper.	Diana Malin
Dreamhouse	3	5	Terry is minding a luxury house belonging to a pop singer.  Arthur gets his fingers burned when he tries to make a killing with some "Flying Pig" machines.	Richard Griffiths, Wanda Ventham
Another Bride, Another Groom	3	6	Arthur's niece is getting married.  Terry is given the job of 'minding' the groom on his stag night and making sure he gets to the church on time.	Warren Clarke
The Birdman Of Wormwood Scrubs	3	7	An ex-convict wants to borrow money from Arthur, using his hidden loot as security for the loan.	Stephen Grief, Max Wall, Rula Lenska, Maurice Denh
The Son Also Rises	3	8	The young son of one of Arthur's friends is attacked on the way home from school. Terry is given the job of 'minding' the lad.	Gareth Hunt, Alfie Bass
Why Pay Tax?	3	9	Arthur and Terry become involved with a dodgy bookmaker who's having problems with the taxman.	Michael Medwin, Kika Markham, Nigel Davenport
Broken Arrow	3	10	Arthur sponsors a darts tournament.	Gary Olsen
Poetic Justice, Innit?	3	11	Terry has to 'mind the shop' when Arthur is called up for jury service.  Terry also has to help an old girlfriend after she's a witness to a robbery.	
Back In Good Old England	3	12	One of Terry's old mates from prison returns to England and asks Arthur and Terry to help him set up a Spanish restaurant.	Pete Postlethwaite, George Layton
In	3	13	Arthur is trying to sell a car for a client when he gets arrested for drug running.	Frederick Jaeger, Diane Langton, Russell Hunter
Minder's Christmas Bonus	3	14	Extracts from earlier episodes, linked by some new material set in the Winchester Club.	
Rocky Eight And A Half	4	1	Terry gets involved in an illegal boxing match.	George Innes, Christine Kavanagh, David Lodge
Senior Citizen Caine	4	2	Terry is 'minding' a recently widowed garage owner to protect him from his greedy relatives.	Lionel Jeffries, Angela Richards, Keith Barron
High Drains Pilferer	4	3	Terry is working as a driver for the wife of a local villain.  When some jewels disappear, Terry gets the blame.	David Caulder, Michael Povey
Sorry Pal, Wrong Number	4	4	Arthur and Terry become involved with a dodgy racing tipster. Terry has to 'mind' three phone boxes.	T.P. McKenna, Shaun Curry
Car Lot Baggers	4	5	When a used car lot is vandalised, Arthur suspects a group of gypsies.  Terry becomes convinced that they're innocent.	June Whitfield, Jimmy Nail, Harry Scott
If Money Be The Food Of Love, Play On	4	6	An australian girl asks Terry and Arthur to help her to track down her missing fiance.	Penny Downie, Larry Lamb
A Star Is Gorn	4	7	Arthur's buying dodgy discs from someone who works at a recording studio. When he finds the master tape of a hit record in the latest consignment, Arthur sees a way of making big money. Instead, he gets big problems.	Mel Smith, Mike Holoway
Willesden Suite	4	8	Terry is working as house detective at a hotel.  Arthur is asked to speak at a Rotary Club luncheon at the same hotel.	Tony Robins, Bernard Kay, William Simmons
Windows	4	9	Arthur becomes involved with a health club, while Terry has to deal with domestic problems.	Stephen Rea, Patrick Troughton, Tony Anholt
Get Daley!	4	10	Arthur has had an operation to remove an ingrowing toe nail - He discovers that it isn't covered by his health insurance.	Maureen O'Farrell, Ian Bartholomew
A Well Fashioned Fit-Up	4	11	Terry is busy working as a bouncer, so Arthur has to 'mind' a friend's clothing store himself.	Christopher Fulford, Trevor Steedman, Stanley Adam
Goodbye Sailor	5	1	Arthur and Terry get involved with smuggled tobacco and dodgy trainers.	Moray Watson, Ray Winstone, Rashid Karpiet
What Makes Shamy Run?	5	2	When some 'funny money' is found at the Winchester Club,D.I. Chisholm decides that Arthur and Terry are responsible.	Art Malik, Madhav Sharma
A Number Of Old Wives' Tales	5	3	Terry is the best man at a posh wedding.  Arthur ends up giving the bride away.	
The Second Time Around	5	4	Terry has to 'mind' an alcoholic novelist.	Beryl Reid, John Landry, Bill Maynard
Second Hand Pose	5	5	After getting locked in a cold store, Terry decides that it's time he found a new employer.	Bill Murray, Stacy Dorning, Johnny Shannan
The Long Ride Back To Scratchwood	5	6	Arthur plans to make a killing on some tickets for an England-Scotland football match.	Mark Farmer, Peter Needham, Nicolas Cargin
Hypnotizing Rita	5	7	Arthur finds himself the owner of a cleaning business.	Donald Sumpter, Nicola Cowper, Ray Burdis
The Balance Of Power	5	8	Arthur decides to run for election to the local council.	Caroline Langshire, Michael Povey, Alex McAvey
Around The Corner	5	9	Arthur buys a greyhound and expects Terry to train it. Unfortunately, the dog doesn't seem to be interested in running.	
Give Us This Day Arthur Daley's Bread	6	1	Terry and Arthur become involved with a group of vagrants who've moved into the crypt of a local church.	Ellis Dale
Life In The Fast Food Lane	6	2	D.I. Chisholm is very interested in Arthur's new carphone business.	Jan Francis
Return Of The Invincible Man	6	3	Arthur ends up in hospital after trying to help a garment manufacturer.	John Bluthal, Pat Roach
Arthur Is Dead, Long Live Arthur	6	4	The taxman is after Arthur for non-payment of tax, so Arthur has to go into hiding.	Penny Morrell, Robert Austin
From Fulham With Love	6	5	Arthur and Terry get involved with a defecting Russian seaman.	Michael Gothand, Rula Lenska
Waiting For Goddard	6	6	Arthur becomes involved with an elderly eccentric who's apparently inherited a fortune.	Kenneth Cope, Ronald Fraser
Minder On The Orient Express	6	7	Terry is given tickets for the Orient Express after helping the daughter of a dead vilain.  Arthur's on the run from D.I. Chisholm, so he decides to go along for the ride.  Meanwhile, Chisholm has been seconded to Interpol.	Adam Faith, Honor Blackman, Maurice Denham
An Officer And A Car Salesman	6	8	When Arthur stores some dodgy videos in Terry's flat, Terry ends up in prison.  This is too much for Terry, so he goes off and finds himself a new job with a paramilitary group.	Richard Briers, Diana Quick, Simon Williams
It's A Sorry Lorry, Morrie	7	1	Arthur asks Terry to shift a lorryload of electrical goods.  Meanwhile, the police are keeping watch on the vehicle.	Ronald Fraser, Roy Kinnear
Days Of Fines And Closures	7	2	Terry and Arthur have to look after the Winchester Club while Dave is away.	
Fatal Impression	7	3	A gambler disappears after borrowing a hundred pounds from Arthur.	
The Last Video Show	7	4	Arthur becomes owner of a video rental business and finds himself in big trouble when he discovers a videotape showing a high ranking police officer in a compromising situation.	Ian McShane, Rula Lenska, Brian Blessed
Fiddler On The Hoof	7	5	Arthur and Terry try to protect a Maltese man who's in London to deliver a large amount of money.	Carole Ashby, Don Henderson, Michael Kitchen
The Wrong Goodbye	7	6	Arthur gets a very tempting offer for his car lot and lockup.  Terry is worried about his job.  He begins to suspect that there's something dodgy about the property deal.	Paul Eddington, Simon Cadell, Iain Cuthbertson
Loneliness Of A Long Distance Entrepeneur	8	1	Arthur is shocked to learn that Terry has moved out of his flat for good, and gone to Australia to live.  With Terry gone, Arthur is now under threat from a local protection firm and is in desperate need of a new Minder.  To add to his problems, Arthur is troubled at the thought that the imported car that he has just sold DS Morley isn't all it is made out to be.  Arthur enlists the help of his young nephew Ray.	
A Bouquet Of Barbed Wine	8	2		
Whatever Happened To Her Indoors?	8	3	Arthue is convinced that the way to make money is to appeal to British patriotism, and erects a flagpole and the union jack at his car lot.  The council promptly disagrees and Arthur finds himself up in court attempting to justify why he has done it.  In the meantime, Morley is informed of the disappearance of Arthur's wife by her weekly hairdresser.  He pulls out all the stops to find her, convinced that Arthur has murdered her because he is suffering from a severe cash crisis.	Cheryl Gillespie, Michael Garner, Richard Syms
Three Cons Make A Mountain	8	4		
Guess Who's Coming To Pinner?	8	5		
The Last Temptation Of Daley	8	6	Arthur visits the Doctor only to be told to cut down on the booze and cigars.  Doing as the doctor suggests, Arthur experiences serious side effects, only made worse by a local builder called Benny McLeish threatening Arthur as a result of a dodgy blue paint deal.	Andrew McCulloch, Terence Hardiman
A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush	8	7	Ray travels up North to bring a pigeon back to London, as part of a race.  During this time, he falls very much in love with Donna, the daughter of Arthur's northern business partner.  As a result of this, Ray and Donna disappear and Arthur is left to start the pigeon race himself.  Arthur does whatever he can to ensure that Ray and Donna don't have a future.	Nick Reding, Gabrielle Cowburn
Him Indoors	8	8	Seeing an opportunity in selling and fitting burglar alarms.  Arthur employs the services of ex-burglar, turned herbal tea enthusiast Ron. As a result of Ron's handy work, Arthur ends up trapped in the lock up with a titanium aluminium roll-up door that doesn't work quite as it should.  While Arthur is stuck at the lock up, Ray is unavailable and Ron decides that he has another use for Arthur's list of customers.	Kenneth Colley, Alex Lowe, Simon Rouse
The Greatest Show In Willesden	8	9	Arthur belives that entertainment is the order of the day, and ends up in a spot of bother over a karaoke machine that he has borrowed which is stolen.  Ray discovers the person who stole it is none other than Barry, a bloke who he has been working for, and decides to get his own back.	John Cater, Harry Landis, Pauline Letts
Too Many Crooks	8	10	A talented young French chef called "Henri" who Arthur has employed as part of "Daley Catering" is been hunted by a group of gangsters.  While providing the hospitality for a Police leaving function without a proper chef.  Arthur is abducted for information as to Henri's whereabouts.	Trevor Byfield, David Marrick, David Sibley
The Odds Couple	8	11	Arthur is asked by his friend, casino boss Lewis for help with his wife Lorna, who has a gambling problem.  While Ray is looking after Lorna at Lewis' country house.  Arthur turns up and is soon convinced by Lorna that she has a winning system.  Meanwhile, while Arthur is at the casino, Lewis and his heavies are trying to find the reason why cash is disappearing and re-packaging all his old used playing cards into new packs.  I wonder who that could be?	Lee Montague, Hetty Baynes
The Coach That Came In From The Cold	8	12	In order to straighten out the Police accounts, Morley and his Superintendent offer to sell Arthur the Police coach.  Aiming to make a quick earner Arthur decides to start "Daley Tours" around London for unsuspecting foreign punters.  Realising that another officer is trying to stitch him up, the Superintendent decides he wants the coach back, and sends Morley off to retrieve it, only to discover that Arthur has sold it.  Meanwhile, Ray is helping to save the destruction of a golf club while protecting Arthur from Denny Willis, to whom Arthur owes a rather large sum of money to.	Trevor Peacock, Rory Edwards, Geoffrey Whitehead
The Cruel Canal	8	13	Arthur is having trouble shifting a job lot of stolen videos across London using the van.  Arthur is under pressure to get shot of them quickly when a local Welsh hard guy Dai comes sniffing around looking for clues as to why his stack of "videos" have been nicked.  Arthur finds the only way to deliver the videos is by boat but runs into all sort of troubles along the way, not least of all with Ray.	
I'll Never Forget Whats'ername	9	1	Arthur is upset as a result of Walter's dismissal of the level of knowledge at the Winchester for an up and coming quiz night.  Marty, an old friend of Arthur's doesn't return while on day release from prison.  Arthur soon sees a way to get his own back on Walter by putting Marty in the team.  Morley and Field are very keen to catch up with Marty in order that he can serve the remainder of his sentence.	Kenneth Cranham, Allan Corduner
No Way To Treat A Daley	9	2	Arthur ends up in a spot of bother with a Tony Pike, a local rogue over an advertisement he has created on a hot air balloon.  Tony PIke treats Arthur to a night out on the marsh, which in his somewhat confused way, means abducting Arthur and holding him hostage in an abandoned power station.  Ray searches frantically for clues to Arthur's whereabouts, only to discover that Arthur has been more persuasive than he thought.	Richard Ridings, Philip Martin Brown
Uneasy Rider	9	3	Arthur opens "The Daley Post" an all new London despatch service.  It isn't long before his competitors decide that he should be the one who has lots of business, not all of it being kosher.	Ben Chaplin, Elaine Lordan, Ian Bartholomew
Looking For Mr Goodtime	9	4	When Arthur's search for a new car ends in his arrest, even DS Morley thinks he is innocent of the charges, but Ray is not so sure.	Kim Carter, Colin Jeavons, Philip Manikum
Opportunity Knocks And Bruises	9	5	When Arthur and Ray manage to sell their unwanted stock as fairground novelty prizes, they become unwittingly involved in fraud and major theft.	Sean McGinley, Natalie Roles, Eliza Buckingham
Gone With The Winchester	9	6	When a member of their boyhood gang re-appears, Arthur and Ray fall out.  As a result, Arthur tries his hand at setting up a rival establishment to the Winchester Club.	James Booth, John Levitt, Frank Mills
How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying	9	7	When Arthur is persuaded to retire, Ray jumps at the chance to take over Daley Enterprises.  Arthur soon finds that the life of leisure he was looking forward to so much, isn't what he thought it would be.  Ray soon realises that business without Arthur is harder than he first thought.	John Normington, Liz Frazer, Colin Farrell
The Roof Of All Evil	9	8	Arthur's efforts to corner the satellite market are hampered by Ray's interest in a customers daughter!	Pete Postlethwaite, Philip Locke, Liza Walker
Last Orders At The Winchester	9	9	Dave's club faces permanent closure when one of Arthur's money making schemes goes disastrously wrong.  In an attempt to save it, Ray decides to organise a charity football match against the local police force!	Geoffrey Huntings, Emma Cunningham, Gavin Richards
Cars And Pints And Pains	9	10	Arthur decides that if he can't sell his second hand cars he'll be forced to hire them out instead.	Dhobi Oparei, Rebecca Lamb, Juliette Grassby
The Great Trilby	9	11	When Arthur learns he's next in line to inherit a fortune, he and Ray set out to trace the ancestry of the Daley family down under.	Simon Chilvers, Bill McCabe, Frank Baker
A Taste Of Money	9	12	Arthur and Ray live it up down under as Arthur spends like a millionaire.  Arthur soon realises there is tough competition for the Daley inheritance.	Bill McCabe, Bill Hunter, Nikki Coghill
For A Few Dollars More	9	13	Penniless and in danger of being caught without a valid visa. Arthur and Ray try as hard as possible to try and raise the money they need for the air fare home.	Terry Gill, Bill Hunter, Danielle Spencer
A Fridge Too Far	10	1	Arthur needs to raise the cash for a foolproof earner.  His schemes range from an insurance fraud to pawning jewellery belonging to 'er indoors.	Linal Haft, Lesley Duff, Paul Reynolds
Another Case Of Van Blank	10	2	Arthur, Ray and Dave cross the channel to take advantage of some duty free prices - but it is Arthur who is taken advantage of.	Mylene Demongeot, David Simeon, Olivier Pierre
All Things Brighton Beautiful	10	3	When an old friend of Arthur's, Sidney, turns up at the lock up asking for some minding.  Arthur is only to pleased to offer Ray's services.  Arthur decides that the best place for Sidney to stay is in Brighton where the skinhead Sidney has employed to kill him, won't be able to find him.  In the meantime, Ray is told to find the skinhead and tell him services are no longer required.  All is not what it seems when Arthur realises that Sidney has been telling him a bogus story and they both end up fearing for their lives from an ex-con now back on the manor.	Andrew Sachs, Peter Kelly, Sheila Steaful
One Flew Over The Parents' Nest	10	4	When returning home after delivering his parents (Bert and Doreen) to the Airport in his fathers taxi, Ray collects a young woman Suzie who thinks he is a taxi driver.  Desperate for Ray to drive somewhere, she tells him to take her to a friends house where she can seek refuge from what she tells Ray is her abusive husband who is chasing her.  Ray seeks help from Arthur who decides that the best place for her to stay is at Bert and Doreen's house (for a small fee of course).  Things turn a little sour when Arthur and Ray discover there is more to Suzie than they first thought, not least of all when Arthur is arrested for pimping on the manor.	Susannah Doyle, Sidney Livingstone, Lill Roughley
The Immaculate Contraption	10	5	Arthur is asked to supply fixtures and fittings at a local health club.  Everything is fine until strange things start happening to Arthur as a result of him selling an Austin Allegro to a nun at way over the going rate.  Arthur seeks refuge and confesses his sins while Ray is ordered to fix the car.	Frances Cuka, Tim Wylton, Richard Durden
All Quiet On The West End Front	10	6	Arthur sees a neat business opportunity when he inherits a stall at a local exhibition centre.  Unfortunately this line of business is already being offered by another trader at the exhibition, Hargreaves, who soon becomes extremely jealous and angry at Arthur, who has stolen his business idea.  Meanwhile Ray foolishly falls for the manageress of the exhibition, Vanessa which doesn't help Arthur's problems at all.	Ian McNeice, Samantha Janus, Natascha Taylor
The Great Depression Of 1994	10	7	Everyone in Willesden is feeling very down, not least of all, Brian, a friend of Ray and Arthur's.  Arthur and Ray do everything they can to try and cheer him up.  Meanwhile, Arthur sells a car at such a reduced rate he wonders whether he is feeling ill.	Barry Jackson, Peter Jones, Amelda Brown
On The Autofront	10	8	Arthur is taken on a nightmare test drive when a rival car dealer tries all he can to put him out of business.	Jim Carter, Godfrey Jackson, Perry Fenwick
Bring Me The Head Of Arthur Daley	10	9	A deal that Arthur did back in the 60s comes back to haunt him when he realises that the car he sold a group of blaggers back then, was the result of them being arrested when it wouldn't start.	Stratford Johns, Kenneth Cope
The Long Good Thursday	10	10	When one of Arthur's former employees Crankie Frankie escapes from a security institution, Arthur's hopes of setting up a new restaurant with his partner Luigi, soon become the least of his worries.  Wondering where Arthur has gone, Ray arrives at the lock up to discover that Frankie is holding Arthur hostage at gunpoint and that Frankie is desperately searching for the man who he claims is knocking off his wife.  The trouble soon spreads to the Winchester Club, where Luigi's wife becomes more than involved with the problem in hand.	Matthew Scurfield, Chris Sanders, Mary Maddox