Everything You Should Know About Money 1.0 This file was compiled by Vojta Krb. If anyone has any comments, suggestions, or criticisms. Please feel free to send me an email at: krb5071@acmail.mtroyal.ab.ca Please note that this is my schools email account. Since I am student from Sept-April, I will not be able to answer any questions that are sent to me outside of this time frame. I hope you find this file to be useful and informative. Thank you, and long live Psion !! A full pocketbook oftens groans more loudly then an empty stomach. A great fortune is a great slavery. A little hush money can do a lot of talking. A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year. America and Canada has the best-dressed poverty the world has ever known. An object in possession seld retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. Anyone who live within his means suffers from a lack of imagination. Banks always process checks faster the deposits. Checkbook errors always result in a lower balance . Credit is a wonderful thing that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself a hole. Creditors have better memories than debtors. Debt is the worst form of poverty. Don't put your trust in money, put your money in trust. Don't worry if you borrow, only if you lend. Due to its high cost at the present time, living must be drastically curtailed. Early to bed and early to rise until you make enough money otherwise. Every one is rich or poor-according to the pro portion between his desires and his enjoyments. Everything has some value, if you use the right currency. He is rich who has enough to be charitable. I don't think you can spend yourself rich. I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want to live like one. I have enough money for the rest of my life.... unless I buy something. I make myself rich by making my wants few. I work to support my shopping habit. If the check is in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else. If you try to be rich before midnight-you may be hanged before noon. Inflation is being broke with your money in you pocket. Inflation is paying more for getting less. It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, as long as you have money. It is better to live then to die rich. It is more trouble to keep money than to make it. It is not what you can afford to have but you can afford to lose. It takes more brains to fill out an income tax form the to make the income. It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now. Let's be happy and live within our means, even if we have to money to do it. Life is short and so is money. Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can. Make money your God and it will plague you like a devil. Many have found the acquisition of wealth only a change, not a end, of miseries. Money can't buy you love, but it puts you in a great bargaining position. Money doesn't get you friends, but it can bring you a better class of enemies. Money is like manure-spread it around and it does good; pile it up and it stinks. Money isn't everything; sometimes it isn't even enough. Money talks. All mine says it goodbye. Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay for a research team to study the problem. Necessary expenses always rise to meet availble income. Never invest your money in anything that eats, sleeps or needs repairing. Nobody ever went broke saving money. Nothing grows faster then the unpaid balance on a revolving charge account. Nothing worth possessing can be quite possessed. One must choose between making money and spending it. There's no time to do both. Price is not object as long as it's cheap. Remember, you are rich according to what you are, not according to what you have. Riches enlarge rather than satisfy appetites. Sometimes the money you save doing it yourself comes in handy for getting it done over. The high cost of living isn't so bad if you don't have to pay for it. The IRS/Revenue Canada has finally put poverty within our reach. The more you need a loan, the harder it is to get one. The only problems money can solve are money problems. The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell. The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it your pocket. The total of all bills always exceeds the available funds. There are two times inlife when you should not speculate: when you can't afford it and when you can. There are those who gain from their wealth only the fear of losing it. There is a difference between what one seizes and what one really possesses. There is no such thing as enough money. They say knowledge is power, but they ment money. Those that condemn wealth are those who have none and see no chance of getting it. Times are bad when they start to cut the wages of sin. Try to save your money.... who knows, maybe it will become valuable again. Wanting something is frustrating enough, but possessing it is intolerable. We can't run fast enough to collect the money which we owe ourselves. Wealth is known to be a great comforter. Wealth unused might as well not exist. Whatever you buy today will be on sale tomorrow. When everybody has money, they cut taxes; and when we're broke they raise them. When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing. When money speaks, the truth keeps silent. When money talks, there are few interruptions. When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. Whoever says money doesn't buy happiness don't know where to shop. You can't afford to waste time, when you're making money. You can't take it with you, it's already gone.