PmU"W @"Data.appY@Table1 Number dPearl dp@  OO  OO<@iTable1ColA9 ColB9ColA10 ColB10  @;@O&@G)@ .12 7  @?D̺lt斞5`RDilbert's Words of Wisdom51.aI can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.XI love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3.1Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? 4.5I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. 5.@Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 6.nThere are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. 7.FTell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 8.JAccept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 9.Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. 10AI don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 11vLast night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" 12COn the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. 13+I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. 14$Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.C jj%b