1 0 Are You Being Served? None of the staff is particularly pleased when the Ladies' Department has to share a floor with Gentlemen's Outfitting at Grace Brothers' Store 1 1 Dear Sexy Knickers Mr Lucas' sends a saucy love note to Miss Brahms. Unfortunately, Mrs. Slocombe receives the note by mistake 1 2 Our Figures Are Slipping Sales are falling, so Mr Rumbold makes the staff stay behind after the store closes to discuss ways of rectifying the situation 1 3 Camping In A transport strike means that the staff have to spend the night in the store 1 4 His and Hers A perfume saleswomen causes problems for the staff. Mrs Slocombe decides to take action 1 5 Diamonds Are A Man's Best Friend A wealthy customer loses a diamond and offers a reward for its return 2 1 The Clock Mr.Grainger is afraid that Grace Brothers are going to force him to retire 2 2 Cold Comfort A strike means that there's no heating in the store. The staff find ways to keep warm 2 3 The Think Tank Sales are falling again, so the staff decide to organise a fashion show in an attempt to improve trade 2 4 Big Brother The staff are unhappy when new surveillance cameras are installed at Grace Brothers 2 5 Hoorah For The Holidays The store is being redecorated, so the staff decide to go on a package holiday 3 1 The Hand Of Fate Mr.Humphries takes up fortune telling and gives captain Peacock some good news 3 2 Coffee Morning Mr.Grainger is sacked when he objects to a new system of signing in and out for breaks. The rest of the staff start a 'go slow' to protest about the sacking 3 3 Up Captain Peacock The staff are unhappy when Captain Peacock is given executive privileges 3 4 Cold Store The store is freezing, so Mr.Lucas pretends to have caught a cold as an excuse to sneak off and see his girlfriend during working hours 3 5 Wedding Bells It seems that Young Mr.Grace has decided to marry one of the staff. Mrs.Slocombe thinks it's going to be her 3 6 German Week The store is holding a German Week, so the staff have to wear German national costumes and learn German folk dances. 3 7 Shoulder To Shoulder Half of the sales floor is being refurbished, so the Ladies' Department has to share the area normally reserved for Gentlemen's Outfitting. 3 8 New Look Young Mr. Grace decides that sales might be helped by adopting a 'Roaring Twenties' theme 3 9 Christmas Crackers Young Mr. Grace orders the staff to wear fancy dress during the week leading up to Christmas 4 1 No Sale The staff try to keep sales from increasing in an attempt to sabotage a plan to open the store earlier. 4 2 Top Hat And Tails Mr. Grace decides that the store should enter a team in a dance competiton, so the staff have to improve their ballroom dancing skills. 4 3 Forward Mr. Grainger When Mr. Grainger is asked to deputise for Mr. Rumbold, he becomes a bully and a tyrant. 4 4 Fire Practice A fire drill causes problems for the staff. 4 5 Fifty Years On The staff plan to celebrate Mrs. Slocombe's 50th birthday. But is she actually 50? 4 6 Oh What A Tangled Web It looks as if Captain Peacock is having an affair with Mr. Rumbold's new secretary. 4 7 The Father Christmas Affair There's a vacancy for a Father Christmas at the store, and all of the staff want the job. 5 1 Mrs. Slocombe Expects Everyone thinks that Mrs. Slocombe is pregnant. 5 2 A Change Is As Good As A Rest The staff of the Ladies' Department and of Gentlemen's Outfitting have to work in the toy department for a week. 5 3 Founder's Day It's Young Mr. Grace's 80th birthday, so the staff organise a show highlighting events from his life. 5 4 The Old Order Changes The staff have to dress up in modern fashions in an attempt to boost sales. 5 5 Takeover Another firm tries to take over Grace Brothers. Mrs. Slocombe, Miss Brahms and Mr. Harmon pretend to be Grace Brothers shareholders in an attempt to sabotage the takeover bid. 5 6 Goodbye Mr. Grainger Mr. Grainger mistakenly thinks he's won a fortune on the pools, so he resigns from his job at Grace Brothers 5 7 It Pays To Advertise Grace Brothers introduce new shop dummies which look like Mrs. Slocombe and Mr. Humphries. Everyone gets involved in making a commercial for the store. 6 1 By Appointment The Queen is due to pay a visit 6 2 The Club Mr. Grace agrees that the staff can have their own Social Club in the basement, on cndition that they redecorate it themselves. 6 3 Do You Take This Man? Mrs. Slocombe falls into love and plans to marry 6 4 Shedding The Load Mr. Grace wants to save money by reducing the number of staff in the store. The staff have to decide which of them should go. 6 5 A Bliss Girl The Bliss Girl, a perfume saleswoman, is stranded in the fog. Mr. Humphries has to take her place. 6 6 Happy Returns It's Young Mr. Grace's birthday and the staff have to stage a ballet in his honour 7 1 The Junior One of Captain Peacock's old Army colleagues applies for a job in the Men's Ready-to-Wear department. Captain Peacock has to deal with a spot of blackmail. 7 2 Strong Stuff This Insurance The staff have to take an insurance medical. Mr. Humphries invites a friend, who's a ballet teacher, to help everyone to get fit. 7 3 The Apartment Mrs. Slocombe moves into a 'show flat' on the top floor of the store. She has plenty of visitors during her first evening 'in residence'. 7 4 Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person Mrs. Slocombe has to stand in for Mr. Rumbold for a while. She doesn't find the job to her liking 7 5 The Hero Captain Peacock has problems with a loudmouth from another department. A boxing match seems to be the only solution 7 6 Anything You Can Do The staff complain about service in the canteen and end up having to run it themselves 7 7 The Agent Mr. Goldberg sets up his own (unofficial) employment agency and tries to find new jobs for Mrs. Slocombe and Mr. Humphries. 7 8 The Punch And Judy Affair The staff have to organise a life-size Punch and Judy show for a children's party 8 1 Is It Catching? Mr. Humphries catches an unusual disease, so everyone has to go into quarantine 8 2 A Personal Problem Captain Peacock's wife goes to work for Mr. Rumbold. It looks as if they're having an affair. 8 3 Front Page Story Mr. Humphries becomes the editor of the staff magazine. 8 4 Sit Out Grace Brothers try to impose a pay cut, so the staff go on strike. 8 5 Heir Apparent Old Mr. Grace thinks that Mr. Humphries might be his long-lost son. 8 6 Closed Circuit Everyone argues about who will be involved in the instore commercials on the closed-circuit television system. 8 7 The Erotic Dreams Of Mrs. Slocombe Under the influence of drink, Mrs. Slocombe dreams of a romantic encounter with Mr. Humphries. 8 8 Roots? It's Mr. Grace's birthday party, and the staff have to provide a musical tribute to the Grace family. 9 1 The Sweet Smell Of Success Mrs. Slocombe invents a new perfume wih aphrodisiac qualities. 9 2 Conduct Unbecoming Mr. Humphries faces the sack after a row with his mother. 9 3 Memories Are Made Of This A golf ball hits Mrs. Slocombe on the head and she begins to act like a little girl. 9 4 Calling All Customers In an attempt to boost sales, the staff have to perform a play on CB radio 9 5 Monkey Business A pay freeze and a possible Japanese takeover cause enough problems, without having to deal with an escaped monkey 9 6 Lost And Found Mrs. Slocombe's cat has gone missing. Mr. Humphries comes to the rescue. 10 1 Goodbye Mrs. Slocombe Grace Brothers force Mrs. Slocombe to take early retirement. Can the staff help to get her job back? 10 2 Grounds For Divorce The unwelcome atentions of 'another woman' may mean the end of Captain Peacock's marriage. 10 3 The Hold Up The staff have to work late to finish stocktaking. Then two burglars pay an unwelcome visit. 10 4 Gambling Fever Work is disrupted when everyone becomes obsessed with betting on the horses. 10 5 The Night Club A new nightclub is set up in the store and the staff have to film a commercial to promote it 10 6 Friends And Neighbours To save money on transport costs, Mr. Grace allows the staff to 'sleep in' on the top floor of the store 10 7 The Pop Star Mr. Spooner sings in a Grace Brothers talent show. Could this be the beginning of a pop-singing career?